While Jon himself is not actually going to grace the DWTS stage, we will be getting the next best (or worst?) thing: a Jon-and-Kate-themed dance for week three! Tony will be channeling Jon G. (lucky Jon!) as Kate portrays herself (who else?) in next week's storytelling assignment.
Let that sink in for a moment: Kate will be transforming her recent tabloid troubles into a high-stepping dance routine.
"It's my story over the past two years," Kate tells us of the dance. "We're very, very excited."