Chad Ochocinco's Drug Test: McDonald's, Red Bull And Nothing Else

Chad Ochocinco was drug-tested by the NFL today, and the Cincinnati Bengals receiver has told fans what the league's analysts can expect to find. Writing on Twitter, Ochocinco confidently stated that "they ain't gonna find nothing but McDonalds n redbull."

It's no surprise that there may be McDonald's in the Pro-Bowler's system. His voracious appetite for the Golden Arches is legendary, and the Dancing with the Stars contestant even worked at a McDonald's earlier this year. Perhaps thd diet explains his impressive dance moves during his first week on the show.

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Comments

[ianprib]

01:46 AM on 04/15/2010

Of course they are only gonna find McD's and redbull. That's what happens when you take masking agents.

[lionzion]

09:53 PM on 04/09/2010

Damn! All those McDonalds and still in shape.. I have to start running naked more often too..

[Dosadi]

08:39 PM on 04/09/2010

He lies!

[zxrod]

12:46 PM on 04/08/2010

Woof. I can handle the twitter feed on every page but do we have to have entire articles based on something someone "tweeted"?

[Puller58]

08:01 AM on 04/08/2010

Carson Palmer can only hope he lives up to his ego.

[Zapatista]

04:35 PM on 04/07/2010

They should clone Ochocinco with Tiger Woods ... no gash would be safe :o)

[KellyJohnson]

02:26 PM on 04/07/2010

Dang Ocho.....I don't believe you eat McDonalds...not with that body....LOL

[The Cause Endures]

01:12 PM on 04/07/2010

Love this dude. We should get him to kick that McDonalds habit though.

[digitalprophet]

09:04 AM on 04/07/2010

Gotta love the 8-5... He is a funny guy.

I hope people who don't really follow the Bengals understand that his arrogance is all in good fun. He is nothing like TO or some other athletes that are a burden to their team most of the time.

His stats hurt a bit last year because of Chris Henry's tragic death led to the field not being stretched out to get him open underneath. RIP Chris..

[tanya1111]

08:32 AM on 04/07/2010

yeah but can I see his junk again please.

[BryanTheRegOps]

08:26 AM on 04/07/2010

This is why I love twitter.

[O K Ali]

11:32 PM on 04/06/2010

Ochocinco is hilarious. "Kiss the Baby."

[cincinnati]

11:15 PM on 04/06/2010

I'm one of the many Cincy taxpayers still ticked off about the wildly expensive stadiums, built for, guess who, Rich Republicans !

They are against socialism, Except when they want government money!

Carl Linder, owner of the Reds baseball team, worth over $ 2,000 millions !!!$$$$$$
The new baseball stadium, about $ 1 Billion after interest payments.
So this Republican could build his own stadium and STILL BE VERY, VERY, RICH !!!
He'd still be a Billionaire !

The football stadium is about the same, but worse. The Republican family that owns the Bengals, the Browns, insisted that it be open, no roof. So no conventions, etc., it sits totally empty about 340 days a year ! EMPTY ! At least the baseball stadium is used about 75 days, only empty about 280 days a year !?!?

As Jesus said, the rich will have one hell of a time getting into heaven.

[5hi7h34d]

12:58 AM on 04/07/2010

Dude, get a grip. Linder sold his majority holding in the Reds FIVE years ago.

- signed, Lib in Cincy

[digitalprophet]

09:01 AM on 04/07/2010

pwned.... nice..

I live on the KY side of the river so I don't have to worry about the taxes, but I could understand the frustration with how terrible the Reds are, but the Bengals sell tickets and employ a lot of people.

[tjconkster]

11:35 AM on 04/07/2010

I moved out 5 years ago...to a blue state...its so nice to be away from the home of the fourth re!ch!