O.J. Simpson 'Bored Out Of His Mind' At Prison

O.J. Simpson is "bored out of his mind" at the Nevada prison at which he is serving a 33-year prison sentence, according to the New York Post. The paper adds that the former NFL MVP has taken up baseball behind bars.

In March, the National Enquirer published a sensational story alleging that Simpson is "treated like royalty by his gay posse" known as "The Girls," which apparently gives the fallen football star special massages.

While Simpson is stuck behind bars, at least his "acquittal suit" is available to fans. The Newseum recently acquired the garment as a "piece of news history."

Comments

[amaboss52]

06:35 PM on 06/07/2010

Boo efen Hoo Hoo.

[Steve1976]

04:20 PM on 06/07/2010

Simpson is going to die in jail.

[amaboss52]

06:33 PM on 06/07/2010

One can only hope he will. Just desserts you know.

[Whispering Warrior]

08:10 PM on 06/03/2010

Looks like there are no buxom blonds to stoke his ego. Surely there must be a couple of huffy pipe-layers that find something sexy about the aging psychos : it's about time he was made to "catch" and apposed to "pitching" ...get my drift? :)

[liberalissima]

01:36 PM on 06/02/2010

I hope he stays in Jail, and dies in jail; he will have enough time to think about the killing of his wife and her friend. He doesn't deserve anything but being "massaged" by his "pal".
Now that he is in jail, he can "find" as he said he will, after he got off the hook and his crime was overlooked for the killing of his wife and friend.

[thomasn51]

05:32 PM on 06/11/2010

DO YOU KNOW WHO KILLED THEM? THE JURY DIDN'T KNOW, SO, THEY LET HIM GO.
WHO DIED AND LEFT YOU IN CHARGED TO MAKE THE JUDGMENT?
THINK ABOUT STUPID YOU SOUND.

[HolyKow]

01:21 PM on 05/25/2010

Everbody! All together now!!!

AAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

BOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NEXT!

hk

[Stmugrad]

07:05 PM on 04/19/2010

Bahahaha! Enjoy your new posse OJ!

[plausibleD]

05:20 PM on 04/19/2010

It has become quite popular to believe that O.J. did it, but I would like something explained to me. There was an anti-clotting agent found in O.J.'s blood recovered from the crime seen. How did this chemical get into the sample?

[crosshatchaz]

01:16 AM on 05/24/2010

Here's my off the wall theory: OJ and Mark Fuhrman had met before...previous domestic violence call. OJ approached Fuhrman and hired him to murder his wife. Fuhrman committed the murder but framed OJ. OJ can't admit to hiring Fuhrman and Fuhrman can't admit to the murder. How's that for an outlandish theory?
I am not serious.... but in this scenario, all the pieces fit... Even the glove. lol
It was all a frame, but OJ is still a murderer.

[sloreader]

02:28 PM on 04/19/2010

How'd they find a glove to fit him?

[Sixtracks]

10:03 AM on 04/19/2010

Karma sucks

[NoWhineZone]

12:45 AM on 04/19/2010

More outrage over in America then all the crimes and millions of murders and genocides committed in the name of money combined.

[amoment]

07:27 PM on 04/18/2010

I believe OJ murdered his wife and his friend but I was happy he was acquitted because it is nice seeing someone black get away with something whites have been getting away with because of their money and position. Think about the blacks that have been murdered by whites and nothing was done about it. Recently, I saw a TV show about this very rich white Texan who killed his wife and one of his children and was acquitted. Some years later he murdered someone else and got off because he had money and position in his community. I saw no outrage by the people of Texas but that might have been due to the focus on reporting in those days.

[DesertShores]

07:23 PM on 04/19/2010

Probably because the same people who post hear ignore a r-acist comment like yours/

[amoment]

08:37 PM on 04/19/2010

I am in awe of how people use racist and racism without knowing what it means. See below:

Racism - a belief or doctrine that inherent differences among the various human races determine cultural or individual achievement, usually involving the idea that one's own race is superior and has the right to rule others.

There was not word that indicated I believe my race is superior to anyone's.

2.
a policy, system of government, etc., based upon or fostering such a doctrine; discrimination.

I am neither a policy, system of government, etc.

3.
hatred or intolerance of another race or other races.

I don't hate whites but hate their behavior when it comes to Blacks.

[HolyKow]

01:21 PM on 05/25/2010

You are a shameless racist.

Period.

HK

[amoment]

03:27 AM on 05/26/2010

Dag, I sure ruffled your feathers. Tell you what, I bet that you support some doctrine of racism at least once a day and that's why you are so mad. Yes, I am a woman of color, and yes, I am angry about the racism that has been directed my way most of my life based on the color of my skin (coffee with lots of cream). If you are white, you have no idea of what I am talking about and I don't expect you, too. But, I repeat, if the rich white man in Texas got away with 3 murders because he was rich and white (there are lots more like him, I am sure), just do what black people do when rich whites get away with murder... we shrug our shoulders and say, he was white and rich, what else is new? Par for the course, etc. But you guys are still mad because OJ used his money to buy his way out of murder. Go and do some community work so you can see who the real racists are. Read, as well, so you can learn about the racial disparity in this country, perhaps you will understand why I don't have a problem with things being "equal". I also know this...whites cannot deal with the thought that some blacks judge them based on race.

[MARYHOBE]

11:16 AM on 06/02/2010

Were the victims of the holocaust who hate Germans and Germany racist? It is a question to make you think, nothing more. Can the victims of the holocaust or slavery ever be judged in this way?

[gb629]

05:30 PM on 04/18/2010

I DONT FEEL SORRY FOR THE WIFE KILLER
HES IN JAIL NOT AT A SOCIAL EVENT
HES SURROUNDED BY GAYS BECAUSE REAL MEN DONT LOOK UP TO HIM ANYMORE
I SHED NO TEARS FOR THE MURDERER

[MARYHOBE]

11:18 AM on 06/02/2010

Are you saying gays are not "real" men?

[BruntLIVE]

03:26 PM on 04/18/2010

33 years or not. Nicole Brown Simpson is still dead and white women will still continue to have sex with black men. Hispanic men are in on it too (the sex, not the killing).

[jotunloki]

07:07 PM on 04/19/2010

And only racists really care about that sort of thing.

[dteg]

11:27 AM on 04/18/2010

Journalism failed during the OJ trial. A lot of stories were overlooked. The most important story in the world was completely overlooked. The press missed the whole build up and 100 days of genocide in Rwanda. Over a million people(closer to 2 million) killed in 100 days because of government plan of genocide and no focus on it until aftermath.

[AbeMartin]

09:48 AM on 04/17/2010

Prison is boring. Part of the horror is the mind-numbing realization that every single day will be the same as every other day. All movement is controlled. All schedules are controlled. All activities are controlled. For thirty three years. Why that's 12,059 days of repitition. And you earned every day of it Juice.

Makes the movie Groundhog's Day sound like an early spring vacation.