Cookie cake can be a delicious alternative to traditional cakes and pies. And, telling someone they're a jackass can be a delicious alternative to not telling them they're a jackass. Opt for both alts, and Say It With Cookie Cake.
Messages are totally customizable, with two caveats: there's a 20-character limit ("it worked for Twitter"), and there's no bigotry allowed, as codified in their motto, "We Will Not Bake Your Hate Crime", though that determination's really for the courts -- but of course evidence has a way of disappearing, especially if it's cookie cake.
Say It With Cookie Cake: Austin Start-Up's "Sugar And Spite" Service (PHOTO)