Amazingly, The Onion had exclusive coverage of the annual White House Maintenance Staff Dinner this year. Luckily, they got great coverage of all the hilarious "in-jokes" and jabs at the less-than janitors. Honestly, what's more humorous than a Lewis M-7 36" Steel Lawn Aerator. The answer? Very little. Oh, be sure to watch the whole thing as Janeane Garofalo is the guest speaker.
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