With BP's latest attempt to contain the oil spill failing, Colbert took a look at all solutions being suggested. Everything from sopping it up with human hair to plugging the rig with golf balls -- they were all ridiculous. Aptly put: "No one knows what the f--k they're doing."
Well, "no one" may be a stretch, as Colbert wanted in on the action. Breaking out his "Oil Containment Solution Randomizer," he came up with an ideal fix: using breaded juggalos, delivered by trained dolphins. Case closed.