Get Hatched: Teri Hatcher Talks Marathon Sex, Saggy Breasts, Cellulite On New Site

Teri Hatcher has launched a lifestyle website called Get Hatched. Unlike GOOP, it doesn't advocate any extreme detox or exercise regimens, and beauty tips are more along the lines of drink more water or try a new shade of nail polish. Teri also talks about balancing it all as a working single mom.

"GetHatched is about finding your way to the ME part without getting lost along the way. My desire is to be able to reach women, lots of women, and supply just the right boost they might need on any given day," she writes.

Through pictures, Teri shows her readers every step of her day, from where she showers to what she makes herself eat on the 'Desperate Housewives' set to what she looks like reading in bed without makeup. She also gives some empowering body talk:

It's about embracing that as a woman, I'm not just defined by my form, if my breasts sag or if there is any cellulite on the back on my legs, if my knees and elbows have droopy skin or how many wrinkles I can find on my face... I work in an industry that seems to care a lot about all of this, and frankly makes lots of money off making everyone in the country care, too.

WATCH Teri & friends debate whether they'd rather have eight hours of sleep or great sex:

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Comments

[Counterglow]

02:24 AM on 05/14/2010

As a guy, I have to ask: Does the eight hours of great sex include the begging, or is that extra?

[NoMoFearNoMoHate]

06:55 PM on 05/12/2010

Sucked in by the headline... I knew it was too good to be true - finding a woman who can last a couple hours is tough.

But they are good at chores and I still manage to wring at least an hour out of them!

[david penner]

12:50 PM on 05/12/2010

Maybe it's just me, but I think she was the best "Bond" girl ever.

[Lucy56]

07:41 AM on 05/12/2010

Okay, shallow observation about a guilty pleasure: I stand in line at the market and I am drawn to the magazine covers that show celebrities' cellulite. Now, I never pick them up and thumb through, but I do scan the pics. Some of the most beautiful and wealthiest women in Hollywood do have cellulite. If THEY can't get rid of it, is there hope for the rest of us? Just sayin' . . .

[tanya1111]

11:59 AM on 05/12/2010

BS! you buy them. If you worry about cellulite enough to post about it you totally buy them ;).

[Lucy56]

06:11 PM on 05/12/2010

Honestly? No, I don't buy them, lol. But I DO grab them at the day spa and gobble them up. Call me shallow. And cheap! :)

[clearthinker16]

02:13 AM on 05/12/2010

That clip made me smile. Especially the woman who said, do the chores for an hour and 45 minutes and I will give you 15 minutes of mind blowing sex, then Terry said some kind of blowing. Hey, is it going to be a hit, it will give the mom's something to talk about.

[ontariogirl]

09:49 AM on 05/12/2010

45 minutes of chores would be great foreplay.

[ChelleAgain]

12:44 AM on 05/12/2010

Silly name, but yaaaay for her. :)

[SukiTheCat]

12:22 AM on 05/12/2010

I've always liked her, ever since Lois and Clark, such a fun show

[mirabile]

10:23 PM on 05/11/2010

Wait a minute. This site is run by Disney. That's not a blog, that's a corporate plug with advertisements plastered all over it. I can't even see Teri's face for the obnoxious T mobile ad that's taking up half the page.

FAIL.

And what is this line: "We are the caregivers, the nurturers, the lovers, the teachers. We do the laundry..." Um...this is pathetically out of date. I can't even keep reading. The irony is it has some great potential, if they could just make it more authentic. Too bad.

[RobinSeattle]

12:17 AM on 05/12/2010

I wonder if Disney has invested in this site. Because it sure does a lot of product placement for Disney related product.

[tatianalensky]

08:16 AM on 05/12/2010

*better than the pontificating of bored rich actresses, such as Goop

(geez, its still not proper English but whateva, you get the message)

I agree with you all the way ; )

[tatianalensky]

08:18 AM on 05/12/2010

disneyfamily.com hmmm....ya think so?

[tatianalensky]

08:14 AM on 05/12/2010

Disney family.........yikes. I agree on a major FAIL for that. Thats sad cause the content sounds decent and yes pontificating of bored rich actresses like Goop.

But this thing...with all the wholesome ads....a turn off. Seriously.

[CessnaDriver]

09:38 PM on 05/11/2010

When I see Terri it reminds me of what Robert Redford said about Sonia Braga:

"I want to drink your bathwater."

[KellyRyan]

09:16 PM on 05/11/2010

There are only two options, Goopy or Hatchy? Neither, works for me.

[Lucy56]

07:02 AM on 05/12/2010

Right! We have Gwyneth rubbing our noses in all the "fabulous" places, experiences, and products most of us can only dream of (okay, the colon cleansing might be a bit TOO earthy) and we have Teri trying to show us she is "everywoman" (while riding in a limo, on her way to a charity event). Then again, it is their renown that gets people to the sites . . . But I agree with KellyRyan . . . I won't be one of them.

[jadagirl]

09:03 PM on 05/11/2010

Honest to God, is this what Teri wants us women to aspire to?

http://s3.amazonaws.com/readers/2008/10/22/c_3.jpg

[ChelleAgain]

12:46 AM on 05/12/2010

That picture is at least a couple years old. That isn't what she looks like today.

[catcancook]

08:59 PM on 05/11/2010

Did Teri DO anything before being a Desperate Housewife..because I never heard of her before that show. Who is really crazy enough to seek out Teri for advice or to get a boost? Seems like such a ridiculous website unless someone is starving for mundane things to do!

[CessnaDriver]

09:44 PM on 05/11/2010

She was on a Superman show with Dean Cane and had for a long time the top downloaded picture in internet history.

[Lucy56]

07:04 AM on 05/12/2010

And she did do a great bit on "Frasier" as an OCD woman with fabulous breasts. The scene where she is trying to flee his apartment in a huff while fumbling with the door-knob (as she kept her hand covered with her sleeve) was pretty hilarious. I THINK that was Hatcher.

[sc00by]

09:12 AM on 05/12/2010

She's also a "Bond Girl", and incredibly attractive.

[Methanebubble]

08:51 PM on 05/11/2010

I'll have to check it out once I'm done memorizing the back of the toothpaste tube.

[Evita Luisa]

12:08 AM on 05/12/2010

Love your sense of humor, Methanebub :), you are so fanned!

[holyghostie]

07:21 PM on 05/11/2010

Does Coach make a pocket rocket?

[CessnaDriver]

09:45 PM on 05/11/2010

No, Doc Johnson. They are on the internets.

[Smirk]

04:11 AM on 05/12/2010

Like it with leather, do you? ;0)

[Ivatsol]

07:05 PM on 05/11/2010

Change the name of this website to The Fullfington Post

[CessnaDriver]

09:45 PM on 05/11/2010

Hey, you have to have some fun.

All work and no play, you know.