05/12/2010 11:20 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011

Colbert Solves Australia's Sperm Shortage By Donating His Own (VIDEO)

Colbert is just putting out all the world's fires, isn't he? First, he took care of the oil spill with ease. And now, he took Australia's sperm shortage into his own hands. There's a "man-rain draught" Down Under, and Colbert's on the case. Just give him an Outback Steakhouse bathroom and a Bloomin' Onion, and get out of the way. He'll save the world.