Colbert is just putting out all the world's fires, isn't he? First, he took care of the oil spill with ease. And now, he took Australia's sperm shortage into his own hands. There's a "man-rain draught" Down Under, and Colbert's on the case. Just give him an Outback Steakhouse bathroom and a Bloomin' Onion, and get out of the way. He'll save the world.