Hey kids! Did you know that President Barack Obama is on trial today? It's true! See, apparently, Columbia University sold Obama his college degree, and he is also not an American citizen, so he must be tried in a Harlem Church -- for "sedition."
Here's a fun place you can go to learn about the "MASSIVE MEDIA BLACKOUT" that is underway, to prevent people from learning about how "THE LONG LEGGED MAC DADDY, HIS ENTIRE CABINET, AND ALL INVOLVED ARE GOING DOWN!!!!"
"Dr. James David Manning, founder and pastor of ATLAH World Ministries in Harlem and outspoken Obama critic, contends that Columbia University "sold" Obama a degree in Political Science, and that these allegations will be proven in a court of law in New York State!. He also believes he can prove Obama is ineligible to hold the office of President of the United States due to his failure to meet the "natural born citizen" requirement set forth in the U.S. Constitution!" Basically, Obama is a MASSIVE liar.
Everything is in place! The Judge, facts, proof, witnesses, subpoenas, jury, reporters from around the globe!! The Trial is on the calendar for May 14-19, 2010, in NYC! Many in Harlem NY are unified and will be marching!
MANNING HAS BEEN WORKING ON THIS FOR TWO YEARS! 4 INVESTIGATORS, SEVERAL ATTORNEYS!
It's all going down at ATLAH World Ministries at
116th and Broadway 123rd Street, in an event billed on the church's marquee as "The Blood Of Jesus Against Obama - History Made 4 Nov 2008 A Taliban Muslim Illegally Elected President USA-Hussein." (Someone needs to tell ATLAH that search engine optimization doesn't work on marquees, but that's a really great effort, all the same.)
Salon's Alex Pareene is on the scene, and will have periodic updates for War Room all day, in which, among other things, he'll assay just how well-represented the "Blood of Jesus" is in this trial. (Did anyone think to call Alan Dershowitz?)
So far, a planned 9:00 a.m. rally, in which 30,000 people are confidently predicted to be in attendance, has fizzled. Still, Pareene says that there are 75 whole people on hand, everyone is being "friendly", and, having finally gotten everyone assembled, they are now breaking for lunch.
Anyway, if the Obama administration comes to an abrupt end today, now you'll know why.
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