Barack Obama Goes On Trial Today In Kooky Harlem Church

Hey kids! Did you know that President Barack Obama is on trial today? It's true! See, apparently, Columbia University sold Obama his college degree, and he is also not an American citizen, so he must be tried in a Harlem Church -- for "sedition."

Here's a fun place you can go to learn about the "MASSIVE MEDIA BLACKOUT" that is underway, to prevent people from learning about how "THE LONG LEGGED MAC DADDY, HIS ENTIRE CABINET, AND ALL INVOLVED ARE GOING DOWN!!!!"

"Dr. James David Manning, founder and pastor of ATLAH World Ministries in Harlem and outspoken Obama critic, contends that Columbia University "sold" Obama a degree in Political Science, and that these allegations will be proven in a court of law in New York State!. He also believes he can prove Obama is ineligible to hold the office of President of the United States due to his failure to meet the "natural born citizen" requirement set forth in the U.S. Constitution!" Basically, Obama is a MASSIVE liar.

Everything is in place! The Judge, facts, proof, witnesses, subpoenas, jury, reporters from around the globe!! The Trial is on the calendar for May 14-19, 2010, in NYC! Many in Harlem NY are unified and will be marching!

MANNING HAS BEEN WORKING ON THIS FOR TWO YEARS! 4 INVESTIGATORS, SEVERAL ATTORNEYS!

It's all going down at ATLAH World Ministries at 116th and Broadway 123rd Street, in an event billed on the church's marquee as "The Blood Of Jesus Against Obama - History Made 4 Nov 2008 A Taliban Muslim Illegally Elected President USA-Hussein." (Someone needs to tell ATLAH that search engine optimization doesn't work on marquees, but that's a really great effort, all the same.)

Salon's Alex Pareene is on the scene, and will have periodic updates for War Room all day, in which, among other things, he'll assay just how well-represented the "Blood of Jesus" is in this trial. (Did anyone think to call Alan Dershowitz?)

So far, a planned 9:00 a.m. rally, in which 30,000 people are confidently predicted to be in attendance, has fizzled. Still, Pareene says that there are 75 whole people on hand, everyone is being "friendly", and, having finally gotten everyone assembled, they are now breaking for lunch.

Anyway, if the Obama administration comes to an abrupt end today, now you'll know why.

[War Room]

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Comments

[Lisaexclaimed]

03:07 PM on 05/24/2010

You would think an African-American church wouldn't fall for the same things as Tea Partiers. That's sad.

[God Is Love]

12:10 PM on 06/01/2010

What is sad is that most of the people who read this article, or those who watch it on the news etc. actually trust and believe these mainstream news propaganda pieces. Firstly , this piece snatches and grabs small unbalanced bits of drivel from whatever source suits the angle of their jounalistic essay, and the dumbed down masses just gulp it up like the good slaves they are. What makes Rev Manning or his followers any crazier then that? Maybe he is mad or dishonest, yet there's no conclusive evidence to that here. Why the maligning of peoples beliefs... why label them 'kooky' or 'fringedwelling' ? That only feeds the stereotype used to keep you ignorant of your fellow human beings existence .... ALL GOVERNMENT IS CORRUPT . ALL OF THEM ARE LIARS AND THUGS.... CIA = DRUG/GUN RUNNERS ... LOOK UP : OPERATION JUST CAUSE ....IRAN CONTRA .....CIA & KUOMINTANG ....CIA & GULBUDDIN HEKMATYAR..... US MILITARY ALLOWS POPPY GROWING IN AFGHANISTAN ! I COULD GO ON AND ON. TELL THIS JOURNALIST AND THE LIKE - 'DO SOME REAL REPORTING... TALK ABOUT THE SITUATION IN JAMAICA RIGHT NOW..... WHERE'S THE SO CALLED DRUG LORD THEY ARE LOOKING FOR? WHY INNOCENT WOMEN AND CHILDREN DEAD?

[Irene Terdiman]

09:47 PM on 05/21/2010

Mr.Manning seems to be racist against white people. And I'm wondering, if this is in Harlem, even if it's all being gentrified, why aren't their asses getting capped?

[sarahbaram]

06:43 PM on 05/21/2010

This "trial" is a mess. It's proof that the media has given small community wack jobs the ability to have their fifteen minutes of fame over something absolutely ridiculous. I made a post on this on my blog www.sarahbaram.com and would love feedback and discussion!

[kungfoochimp]

03:35 PM on 05/16/2010

"kooky" = "we want to say 'racist', but can't cause it's a black church"

[TheNuff]

10:56 AM on 05/17/2010

Racist indeed. Some skinfolk are not kinfolk.

[God Is Love]

12:17 PM on 06/01/2010

Greetings. Could you please enlighten me on the racist part?

[God Is Love]

12:32 PM on 06/01/2010

Yes thats right, basically it goes like this , "IRAN CONTRA" ="SHUT UP NUT JOB !" .... "OPERATION NORTHWOODS" = "YEAH RIGHT FRINGE DWELLER" ..... "PRESIDENT OBAMA IS NOT WHAT HE APPEARS TO BE" = "RACIST"

[steve870]

08:29 AM on 05/16/2010

Palpable fear in the leftist community.What if anything he is saying is true?EEEEEEEK!

[Meldy1]

06:22 AM on 05/16/2010

manning is worse than the oil spill for crying out loud!who listen to this idiot,we have enough of this garbage...

[God Is Love]

12:19 PM on 06/01/2010

Worse than the oil spill. Thats a well thought out response .... If know one listened to him then i guess it wouldn't be an issue.

[Superb1]

09:32 PM on 05/15/2010

Anyone that could take manning serious, cannot be taken seriously.

[kungfoochimp]

03:36 PM on 05/16/2010

I guess blacks aren't to be taken seriously. shame, I thought we had moved further as a country.

[God Is Love]

12:24 PM on 06/01/2010

I think i see where your coming from kungfoochimp. There is alot of gullible peole on here and it's not who you might think, lol. Things are not as they seem.. I'm not saying Rev Manning is right , but it wouldn't at all surprise if he is. Look TO ALL THE PEOPLE READING THIS , OBAMA IS BUSH'S COUSIN !!! WHY YOU ALL SO KEEN ON HIM? HE HASN'T DONE ANYTHING FOR HIS PEOPLE ! MR OBAMA , WHAT ABOUT MUMIA ABU JAMAL???

[FairProgressive]

01:41 PM on 05/15/2010

Why is Obama's Social Security Number from CT

get your marginalizing slurs ready girls. you know the ones I mean. knuckdraggers, relgious kooks, mouth breathers, fox news zombies, etc etc. anything that essentially indicates a contrary world view of the erudite is invalid

With the patriotically excusable omission of a few useless pieces of documentation including his original birth certificate and:
educational records, scholarly articles, passport documents, medical records, papers from his service in the Illinois state Senate, Illinois State Bar Association records, any baptism records and adoption papers

How was he employed without a social security card? One investigator believes that Bam claimed one social security in Hawaii and then at some point before 1986 claimed another. His current digits were recorded as his own for the very first time in Chicago in 1986.

Oh wait, ANOTHER concern is that the number appears to have been recycled and originally issued to an individual born in 1890 which leads experts to concur that Obama took a deceased citizens social security number prior to 1986 for reasons evidently understood only by himself.

Now maybe its just a silly paranoia fueled conspiracy to insinuate that Barack Hussein Obama is ineligible to serve as the 44th president of the United States of America, so we won’t. But it seems logically justified to question the motives of a man who would spend over 2 million dollars in court fees to avoid producing a birth certificate

[returntocommonsense]

08:58 AM on 05/16/2010

One thing these wonderful folks don't know or care to know is that all candidates for offices that have access to national security documents have vigorous background checks ran. You'd think a fake birth certificate would pop-up - sheesh.

"But it seems logically justified to question the motives of a man who would spend over 2 million dollars in court fees to avoid producing a birth certificate" You would think that this is logical, but it really isn't. It would be logical if ALL candidates in the 2008 presidential candidates where asked for birth certificates. It's just coincidental that the only one being asked for one has a strange name and is black.

[ylobrkrd]

11:18 PM on 05/19/2010

This makes Obama a U.S citizen even if he was born on the moon: Stanley Ann Dunham (November 29, 1942 – November 7, 1995), the mother of Barack Obama, the 44th President of the United States, was an American anthropologist who specialized in economic anthropology and rural development. Dunham was nicknamed Anna,[2][3] later known as Dr. Stanley Ann Dunham Soetoro,[1] and finally Ann Dunham Sutoro.[1] Born in Kansas, Dunham spent her childhood in California, Oklahoma, Texas and Kansas and her teenage years in Mercer Island, Washington, and much of her adult life in Hawaii and Indonesia.

[reading2009]

10:01 AM on 05/16/2010

Also, HE DID PRODUCE A BIRTH CERTIFICATE!!!!

sorry about the yelling, but come on, already, please! Grow up!

[sean6886]

12:54 PM on 05/15/2010

What a massive conspiracy that Obama, his family, his friends and most of the nation were in on.

[steve870]

11:29 AM on 05/16/2010

The leftists are panicking .The American people are on to them and their puppet.

[neckozihp]

02:45 PM on 05/16/2010

Fun to watch them squirm, isn't it?

[God Is Love]

12:37 PM on 06/01/2010

Your math is a bit off. Actually it would only need to be a select few who were what is termed "enablers" and then those at the very top controlling the operation. Thats all , im sure they'll block my IP or worse in a moment. Bye

[johnhuffy]

12:13 PM on 05/15/2010

Black man speaks out against Obama, Front Page News! The black collective is getting nervous, what would happen if they lost control of their slaves. Oh no! Blacks are thinking for themselves!

[ColinStevens]

12:52 PM on 05/15/2010

Um. No.

There are plenty of African-Americans who don't like the President. We're talking about BIRTHERS here, who are I-D-I-O-T-S. The fact that you think that the 'birthers' are just offering an 'opinion' is proof that you're one as well, and that you are also an %diot. But please - seriously - keep it up. I want as many of you teab@ggers as possible to let everyone know that you're birthers. It's no wonder that your crowd is also steeped in 9/11 trutherism. Seriously, keep it up! Please! Tell everyone you're a birther and defend every birther you see. lol

[God Is Love]

12:40 PM on 06/01/2010

Just to point out, this article is about Obama being on trial... not specifically about what you call "birthers" . Thanks (P.S. what is your hunch on 9/11 ... do you know the facts.. cause i have a whole bunch that contradict the OV)

[JohnFromCensornati]

12:13 PM on 05/15/2010

Every church is kooky. Nothing they say or do surprises me.

[VietVet67]

12:04 PM on 05/15/2010

Hey Pastor Manning, I hear Sarah Palin needs a new minister.

[Thornell Johnson]

12:01 PM on 05/15/2010

On second thought, Pastor Manning has a character on the Boondocks patterned after him called Uncle Ruckus. Exact same character. They actually look the same.

[John Robert]

12:00 PM on 05/15/2010

Since Pastor Manning is against President Obama maybe he is a racist.

[ColinStevens]

12:48 PM on 05/15/2010

It's not that he's "against" the President. It's that he's a birther and a lunatic - and probably a self-hating racist, yes, which is a problem among some in the black community.

[Pat G'orge-Walker]

07:34 PM on 05/15/2010

Sorry to disappoint you. The so-called Reverend Manning is a self-proclaimed racist who does not believe in mixed heritages. He's against Obama because Obama is bi-racial.... it's just that simple and so sad and very stupid.... I'm sure if David Manning looked at his own pedigree he'd find some milk in his coffee... or perhaps he has and this is self-hate that he's spewing.

[DanniD]

07:59 PM on 05/15/2010

Actually, he is. You should hear the things he's said about Obama's mother...just shameful.

[Thornell Johnson]

11:59 AM on 05/15/2010

I LOVE Pastor Manning. Check out his video's on Youtube. Dave Chappelle's Claytons Bigsby character should take note.....lol