Megan Fox covers the June issue of Allure, and in the interview she drops 24 F-bombs, although the magazine only prints six of them. She also talks about her peculiar hygiene obsessions and eating habits and explains why she is no longer funny. Here are some excerpts:
On her OCD and toilets without covers and restaurant silverware:
"This is a sickness, I have an illness,--this is not OK anymore."
"I'm never doing that again. Every time someone uses a bathroom and they flush, all the bacteria is shot into the air."
"Putting my mouth where a million other mouths have been, just knowing all the bacteria that you carry in your mouth? Ucch!"
On her provocative interview persona:
"I was trying to be lighthearted and have a sense of humor, but I have no desire to express it, really, anymore, because I've always been fucked doing so."
"I'll starve to death before I'll cook for myself. I think I could survive a week without eating."
On her love of being alone:
"I could go days, weeks without talking to another human being."
On being secretly photographed topless while filming 'Passion Play':
"If I knew who took this picture, I would personally cause them harm--physical harm, I'm not a fucking reality-TV star that's courting the paparazzi and wants my fucking picture taken all the time. I'm at my job and I'm trying to play a character and I'm trying to be serious, and this is the shit that's happening to me. It makes me furious."
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