Carla Bruni 'Eurotrash' 1996: Supermodel Teaches Crude Sexual Phrases (VIDEO)

Producer Thomas Cazals recently caused some problems for French First Lady Carla Bruni, putting a 27-minute-long tribute film with footage of the supermodel on YouTube--including several clips of her talking about sex. Cazals's compilation has already been deleted, reportedly at the urging of the Elysee, however we managed to find another copy of the "sex scenes." Filmed in 1996, when Bruni was 28, for a program called "Eurotrash," Bruni shows off a new set of sex guidebooks to Antoine de Caunes and Jean-Paul Gaultier. She explains, "We're traveling all over the world, we're meeting new people every day and we must know what to tell them in case we get in bed with them." She also explains how to say a few key phrases. (Warning: explicit language ahead.)

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[Comtesse]

07:36 PM on 05/26/2010

Madame Bruni has it all: beauty, brain, international culture, allure, class, money (her own) and now prestigious position. She also has "un air efffronte", a delicious indecency, she is insolent, independent and doesn't give a damn about the peanut gallery. She never gave up her career since she is First Lady, as First American ladies have to do, she take positions, give her opinions freely, spoke her mind about the devil, oh sorry, the pope, and the photographs never have enough of her.

Puritan America needs a little more of this - it's fun, it's cute and it does not hurt anyone - and when are the First American Ladies going to be able to speak up and pursue their career? Light up, have fun, have sex, and stop the righteous morals.

[orianna]

03:07 PM on 05/26/2010

Wrong woman for the public position.... no matter your position on her morals. The President should never have committed adultery and then married even this beauty, with an indiscreet history.... basic playbook on the world theater.

[Blixa]

10:59 AM on 05/26/2010

The US needs a show like this, badly. Bring on the Eurotrash!

[Lozange]

09:02 AM on 05/26/2010

I can see how a French invasion would go today: spread the love, reap the disease! Ugh enough of her already.

[Christopher Koulouris]

03:29 PM on 05/25/2010

To say it was a blissful morning watching Carla slowly and pause repeat how to indulge her was a fond memory. If only Nicolas Sarkozy could let the world share this sentiment with us forever.

http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2010/05/carla-bruni-wants-to-teach-you-how-to-put-your-finger-up-her-butt/

[mediamarv]

01:21 PM on 05/25/2010

I'm obviously visiting the wrong places in Europe... I've never needed those expressions in my travels, but next trip to Italy I'm gonna be prepared!!!!

[pinkeyelemonade]

09:28 AM on 05/25/2010

I am SO using "te gusta mi domingas" next time!

Despite some silliness here, Carla Bruni is an amazing woman. There is so much about her to admire. I understand today, in 2010, she's got to tone it down, being a First Lady, but I've noticed she seems to curse the common idea of how a woman's sexuality should be presented, for the sake of society. She isn't quite as wild as she was back in '96, apparently, but she breathes sexuality in a way that comes forth in what she has spoken with iron class. She's beautiful, she's diplomatic, she's an artist, she publicly lambasted the Pope! What's not to love?

And yes, you must DEFINITELY download her music, for those of you who enjoy accoustic folk. Beautiful.

[frenchtwist]

12:35 PM on 05/25/2010

Get real, take your finger out of your brain!

[pinkeyelemonade]

07:16 PM on 05/25/2010

Hmm. No, scratch that. Let's try this: perhaps you and I agree to disagree and we just leave it at that? Less energy required there than to barf out your cute little display of rudeness. Being mentally five years old must be one wild ride, I imagine.

Oh...even better, try reading about her sometime. You might be surprised to find that I was just casually observing her personality and achievements.

EPIC FAIL.