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New GOP Website: The More It Gets Used, The More Expensive It Gets

First Posted: 05/28/10 02:06 PM ET Updated: 05/25/11 05:35 PM ET

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So, in case you missed it, House Republicans are well into their first week of the launch of their new website, "America Speaks Out". The enterprise is basically an elaborate online exercise in confirmation bias -- the House GOP invites Americans to sign up and offer "ideas" to the Republican Party, and if those ideas square with the ideas that the Republicans want to pursue anyway, they'll pursue them, safe in the knowledge that some online commenter gave them their blessing.

Which essentially means that the whole thing is a tedious P.R. mechanism. But what you probably didn't know is that the more the site gets used, the more expensive it gets. Over at Salon, Mike Madden runs down the particulars:

"The Microsoft TownHall software, which is the underlying software on which the America Speaking Out website was built, is available at no cost," Microsoft spokeswoman Sarah Anissipour said in an e-mailed statement. "Customers only pay to host their TownHall solution on Windows Azure, which is available using a scalable, pay-only-for-usage model. The number of people visiting a website does have a direct correlation to Windows Azure usage." Translated out of P.R.-speak, that means the more people who come and post crazy ideas on the site, the more it costs. Brendan Buck, a House GOP leadership aide, confirmed that Republicans are using Azure to host the site.


Asked exactly what the site costs, Buck pointed me to a price list on the Windows Azure site. That says the standard fees are 15 cents per month per gigabyte stored, 12 cents per hour of server time used and 10 cents for each gigabyte of data into the servers, 15 cents for each gigabyte out. Given the site's graphic-heavy content, those fees could add up quickly if lots of people start speaking out, as Republicans want them to do. Even if it's not that expensive, a government contract that costs more money the better it works is exactly the sort of thing Republicans love to complain about, now that -- out of power -- they've remembered how much they hate spending.

Madden was subsequently contacted by an "online strategist for Newt Gingrich's American Solutions," who pointed out that Microsoft was actually offering a promotion, in which Microsoft Townhall users could use Azure for free until the end of July. All of which sounded pretty thrifty, until Buck called Madden back to tell him that they weren't participating in the promotion.

Back to Madden:

The GOP sees the arrangement as another market-based solution. "Only paying for as much as Americans want to participate?" Buck said. "It's a pretty efficient way to set it up."

Of course, one of the things that undercuts this efficiency is the fact that every Wonkette commenter in the world is using the site as a venue for their comedic self-expression. Which is why the site is packed with this sort of suggestion, as an idea for "job creation."

You guys need to create a bill that would make Kevin Smith important again. He used to be funny, thought provoking, and creative, a great story-teller and an example of American ingenuity. He made a great flick relying on nothing but his bootstraps. But now he is fat and unimportant. I used to be kind of cool and popular back when Kevin was, but now im just fat and stupid. Kind of like Kevin and America. If you pass legislation that mandates Mr. Smith to be funny again, maybe it would give our stock market a rocket in the butty. You never know. As goes silent bob, as goes the nation.

And also:

We should create jobs by taxing the expulsion of bodily fluids: So for every citizen there is someone who watches them all the time and counts how many times they use the restroom, vomit etc. This will create roughly 300 million new jobs, and to pay for them we can use the revenue generated by taxing the fluids that we are paying people to count. If you disagree you are wrong.

Now, here's the part where you find out I've artfully buried the lede: this whole enterprise is being paid for with your tax dollars. Hope you're getting your money's worth!

MORE:
New House GOP site costs more money if it succeeds [Salon War Room]

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So, in case you missed it, House Republicans are well into their first week of the launch of their new website, "America Speaks Out". The enterprise is basically an elaborate online exercise in confi...
So, in case you missed it, House Republicans are well into their first week of the launch of their new website, "America Speaks Out". The enterprise is basically an elaborate online exercise in confi...
 
 
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minerva117
The dog ate my micro bio.
11:27 AM on 06/01/2010
I've been to the website, and it seems to have a few glitches. There are a lot of posters complaining that they are not allowed to vote if that vote is opposite of the GOP platform (I didn't experience that problem, myself). There was also a woman who couldn't complete the registration process when she chose the brown-skinned avatar, but when she chose the blond, she had no problem getting on. The polls are also flawed, as you can vote multiple times (no, I didn't try to skew the polls, just checked to see if I could).
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miles120
10:40 AM on 06/01/2010
If Republicans think that 'pay for what you use' is a smart way to go, then they are more stupid than I thought, because there are a number of open source platforms available for this type of website that would have almost no residual costs.

Another example of ideology making people appear stupid!!!
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egal
Reality disagrees with Conservative assessments
03:40 AM on 06/28/2010
Appear?
"A person is smart; people are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals, and you know it." --Agent K, Men In Black

People--especially GROUPS of people (and in particular, THIS group of people, the GOP) or bureaucracies--can ALWAYS be stupider than you thought. Stupider than you could even begin to imagine.

See, the problem is that you're fundamentally incapable of conceiving of the level of stupidity the GOP can reach. This is because, unlike them, you CAN think. Only if you STOP thinking will you possess the capability to come anywhere near conceiving of the lower limit to their stupidity.

Of course, once there, you would most likely lose the ability to conceive of anything at all; your brain would be forced to go into a low-power state as all human-level thought ceased. However, your rage- and hate-filled instinctive thoughts (lizard brain) would likely take over and enslave you to the GOP agenda because they offer the best package deals for those who want to spew irrational and self-defeating vitriol that harms their cause more than helps it, and sinks the nation a little bit further every time.

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups." --Despair.com
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kmich718
Hope for the best - Prepare for the worst
06:40 AM on 06/01/2010
Did anyone else read that the "tax payers" are paying for this entertainment recruiting website?? I sure hope the Dems are paying attention.
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JustMe98
not tonight, I have a headache....
05:00 AM on 06/01/2010
Been to the site and have to say the Ninja Cat posts are quite funny, and have started something of trend.... complete with Ninja Dogs to combat them.
NorquistNemesis
I'll vote Republican when I'm in the top 0.000001%
03:00 AM on 06/01/2010
Great! I'm going to make a point of posting "ideas" at least three times a day then! The first idea will be for them to buy a boat load of duct tape and stick it over their pie holes. Idea #2, fire Frank Luntz and idea #3 for them to relinquish every dime of their salaries, benefits, and post-incumbent stipends.

Only seven more to go for the morning engagement!
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Cthulhu On Call
As soon as I'm done with my nap, you're all in tro
02:09 AM on 06/01/2010
The GOP, as always, continues to impress.

I'm going to log on to their site and suggest that the "new" Republican Party stand for taxing the richest segment of the country to pay for the National Debt.

I'm sure they'll jump right on that one.
NorquistNemesis
I'll vote Republican when I'm in the top 0.000001%
03:03 AM on 06/01/2010
Ohh, thanks!!! Idea #4 -- Raise the tax on the top 1% to 50%. (Maybe I should make that Idea #1 and give it a higher priority.)
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jabailo
(Participant) Texeme.Construct()
12:07 AM on 06/01/2010
You can do all that with Linux.
NorquistNemesis
I'll vote Republican when I'm in the top 0.000001%
03:04 AM on 06/01/2010
Yeah, but then Newt wouldn't be getting kickbacks and campaign contributions.
12:03 AM on 06/01/2010
stupid is as stupid does....
11:47 PM on 05/31/2010
its a well designed web site. y do u guys hate anything republican? i am a moderate republican. our core belief is small govt. my party delivers what it promises (most of them). can u guys say the same abt dems?

lets see...
dems promised equal rts to gays - FAILED PROMISE
women rts - DILUTED
pro-choice - SCREWED THEM
enviroment - OFFSHORE DRILLING PERMITS
walstreet - NO REFORM IN SIGHT
the list goes on.

laura bush is pro-choice n pro-gay marriage. obama is anti-gay marriage. who is the homophobe? or is the word reserved for republicans alone? y is it when repubs oppose gay marriage, they r labeled homophobes. when dems oppose it they say they have principled stance.

b4 u blame repubs u should look at ur own party. u guys say there is no diversity in my party.

lets see...
i am a minority
i am pro choice, pro gay marriage, pro environment, pro women rts.
and i have a firm faith in capitalism.
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Cthulhu On Call
As soon as I'm done with my nap, you're all in tro
02:10 AM on 06/01/2010
Yeah....... the Republicans sure do fight hard in favor of pay marriage and the environment. Are you really that confused?
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Cthulhu On Call
As soon as I'm done with my nap, you're all in tro
02:13 AM on 06/01/2010
Woops, Freudian slip there, I meant "gay marriage" rather than "pay marriage", I'm just glad I didn't use my typical slip and call marriage a "funeral"....
10:25 AM on 06/01/2010
Do you know who the Dems are fighting to get those things?
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LMPE
I connect the most dissimilar things
02:43 PM on 05/31/2010
If Kevin Smith designed the GOP website, it would actually be intelligent for once!
11:35 AM on 05/30/2010
The republican party's idiocy is infinite. They are made up of veritable failures that are so ineffective that they have to come up with a stupid idea such as this. It's going to end up backfiring on them since they leave themselves open to comments by independents and democrats and the rest of us normal people who detest them.
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HST
Conservatism = selfishness
08:54 PM on 05/29/2010
"Even if it's not that expensive, a government contract that costs more money the better it works is exactly the sort of thing Republicans love to complain about, now that -- out of power -- they've remembered how much they hate spending."

Truer words never spoken.

You'll have to excuse me but I'm off to the republicant web site to post my idea for deficit reduction via an illegal immigrant tax. I'm also planning on posting an awesome review of he movie "Avatar".
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sandals
07:56 PM on 05/29/2010
Hey isn't this the website for ideas?
I wonder if anybody asked Boehner if he was going to pay back the taxpayers for his tan, his gulf trips, oh and this website.
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JohnBryansFontaine
Liberal Democrat
06:27 PM on 05/29/2010
Yet another Conservative website trying to compete with HuffingtonPost. ( Yawn )
03:35 PM on 05/29/2010
Here is a good analysis:

http://adamuu.blogspot.com/2010/05/reasonable-suggestions-mockery-dominate.html

"the site became dominated by surprisingly constructive, intelligent, and reasonable suggestions, which often conflicted with objectives voiced by the GOP, and brutal mockery, often taking Republican ideals to their logical conclusions with entertaining results. This website serves to highlight the disconnect between the GOP and the people, as well as to highlight the irreconcilable internal inconsistency of the GOP..."