Best Dad Ever Wears Unfortunate Shirt For Mug Shot (PHOTO)

This would be an amazing mug shot even without the context. But the back story to this shining moment in decision making is that the man pictured actually was disguised as a responsible adult. He was arrested after drunkenly assaulting a man at a bonfire. His partners in crime? His two sons.

(via Buzzfeed)

Comments

[LeftRightLeftRight]

11:23 AM on 06/13/2010

There ya go ladies...and if the mullet, pornstache and high-end duds don't lure you in...he's got a primer grey 1992 Camaro RS parked out on the lawn...

[evangelicalchimp]

03:58 PM on 06/11/2010

shows off his manly figure........but the head wag really projects the right attitude....

[woody7]

12:21 PM on 06/11/2010

one look and I knew that was the wrong shirt for him.

[mrmikes]

01:39 AM on 06/11/2010

Not so cleverly.

[Poorsarah]

12:15 AM on 06/11/2010

That shirt will get ya laid every time...not.

[Sean Myers]

12:21 AM on 06/10/2010

so... where is this clever disguise?

[atti]

08:19 PM on 06/09/2010

Bet he hit the floor about a nanosecond after the shutter closed.

[Jafafa Hots]

04:11 PM on 06/09/2010

These beer-fueled brawls are perfect demonstrations of why pot is illegal. Or something.

[Fattonecat]

04:08 PM on 06/09/2010

Teabagger poster boy

[bruisers]

03:21 PM on 06/09/2010

Nice credit for thesmokinggun.com where this originally appeared. I mean, no credit.

[tartist]

02:20 PM on 06/09/2010

These photos are proof that the "Neanderthal" gene is still active in some homo sapiens like this trio of losers.

[ladyvader]

01:51 PM on 06/09/2010

Nice.

[awarg]

01:46 PM on 06/09/2010

It was a teabagger family reunion!! I wonder what Mom looked like??!!!

[The Mollusk]

04:55 PM on 06/09/2010

I'd bet anything that this guy's an Obama voter

[Naswipp Mixfeen]

08:36 PM on 06/09/2010

Oh ..so you tried that lame joke twice. The crickets from the first time didnt give you a hint.

[MNKen]

08:40 AM on 06/10/2010

Picture on the left is dad. Picture on the right is mom

[awarg]

09:18 AM on 06/10/2010

Love it!!

[BBackSoon]

01:45 PM on 06/09/2010

This is from my local area.

I am sorry I didn't think to submit it. The more info you have the more bizarre it gets.

Like the title of the original article I saw.

'Topic of religion triggers bonfire beating'

http://www.thetelegraph.com/news/triggers-40925-beating-bonfire.html

[Talamasca]

07:34 PM on 06/09/2010

From the comment section…

By: ubetcha
“Since the three doing the beating weren't Christians, as proven by their actions, it was the victim who was the Christian”.

Using that circular logic, all the priests/preachers in Wisconsin, New Orleans, Ireland, Germany etc etc ,molesting children, weren’t Christians either, as proven by their actions.

[MichaelMcKLA]

01:43 PM on 06/09/2010

Here, dude, have another six-pack.

[sloreader]

12:00 AM on 06/11/2010

He just proves you don't buy beer, you just rent it.