The Great BP Coffee Spill (VIDEO)

BP has a really messy problem on its hands. They've tried everything, from piles of garbage and giant straws to intricate top hats, but nothing seems to be able to clean up this massive spill. The thick, black liquid is spreading faster than they had imagined, covering all that they see in front of them. They tried waiting, but that only made things worse. The question remains: Who or what is going to clean up all this coffee?! Yeah, that's right: Coffee.

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Comments

[Chazmania]

01:50 PM on 07/31/2010

BP's little staff is upset and has their little feelings hurt over the youtube video!
Suck it up you incompetent b@st@rds!

[nokaoi]

03:52 PM on 07/10/2010

ever get the feeling that bp doesn't want to stop the spill. they just want to figure a way to siphon off the oil to profit from it.

[NatieWright]

10:12 AM on 07/08/2010

DON'T touch my coffee!!!

[Ford72]

12:11 AM on 06/14/2010

Hilarious, accurate....an excellent satire of a ridiculous situation caused by a group of corrupt, incompetent, and greedy fools.

[moreForNobody]

06:36 PM on 06/13/2010

I laughed angrily.

[Anti-Panoptic]

05:38 PM on 06/13/2010

LMFAO!

[RxSideEffect]

10:13 AM on 06/13/2010

I have an odd feeling that this is exactly what's going on in BP as they try to come up with ideas. Funny video tho hopefully it helps illustrate just how insane these people are.

[MInchau]

07:09 AM on 06/13/2010

Kevin Costner - he'll know what to do, for sure...HAHA!!

[Michael J Kane]

02:25 AM on 06/13/2010

This Is Horribly Funny And True On Many Many Levels.

[dlivtx]

02:18 AM on 06/13/2010

It is good to laugh about this...got to find someway to ease the frustration

[crystalsmuse]

01:55 AM on 06/13/2010

They should have called Jack Bauer. Even though it's not terrorist related.

[Daws]

10:57 PM on 06/12/2010

Hilarious! Loved when he pulled out the paper towels lol!

[Chrisjsamp]

10:17 PM on 06/12/2010

good, but the actors seem too concerned about the spill

[GenosseJoe]

10:33 PM on 06/12/2010

LOL Bravo!

[Marcospinelli]

06:02 PM on 06/12/2010

They need to do a pre-quel, about what led up to the meeting in that room:

There had been no coffee in the meeting room, and the Boss called in the Office Manager (MMS regulator) and told her to bring some in. The Office Manager told the Boss, "We don't allow coffee in this room because of the chances of it getting spilled."

The Boss told her, "Bring it in, and if it spills, we've got it covered. Not a problem, no worries."

And with his assurances, she permitted coffee at the table in the meeting room.

[Watch Maker]

05:27 PM on 06/12/2010

Unfortunately funny