BP has a really messy problem on its hands. They've tried everything, from piles of garbage and giant straws to intricate top hats, but nothing seems to be able to clean up this massive spill. The thick, black liquid is spreading faster than they had imagined, covering all that they see in front of them. They tried waiting, but that only made things worse. The question remains: Who or what is going to clean up all this coffee?! Yeah, that's right: Coffee.