While we're skeptical that this little girl will follow through on her threats, we can't get enough of the letter she wrote to her mom.
"Be sure to say goodbye forever." That's good. If it wasn't penned by a small child, it would be down-right creepy. Emily knows the score, and we're guessing that this isn't the first time she's written such a note. This girl's a pro. (via Tumblrisforlulz)