Florida governor Charlie Crist held a meeting on a Miami beach on Monday in an attempt to show the media that his shoreline is oil-free and looking beautiful.
Yup, everything's in order. Clean sand, clear water, old politicians staring at young women in bikinis.
We're on to you Charlie! This was all an excuse to have a sexy beach party, wasn't it?!?! We'll assume our invitation was lost in the mail.