'Jersey Shore' Is Back! The Stupidest Lines From The New Trailer (PICTURES)

They're baaack. And as they'll tell you repeatedly, they're in Miami ("bitches"). The trailer just came out, and as expected, it's filled with ridiculous lines coming from ridiculous people. OBVIOUSLY we had to compile the best. But which one is the stupidest? Which one??? So much stupidity. One glorious show.

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[duvster]

10:50 AM on 08/18/2010

we laugh because its such a relief to not be them

[Matthew Harrold]

11:22 PM on 07/22/2010

I'm so glad this hasn't made it to the U.K.

[TremoluxMan]

01:57 PM on 07/20/2010

I'm amazed these fools have enough brains to remember to breathe and not suffocate.

[Woodn88s]

12:36 PM on 07/20/2010

Can you imagine what this little fire plug will look like and act like in 10 yrs?

[chaserblue]

04:20 PM on 07/13/2010

I can't imagine why anyone would want to watch this---unless of course they're nursing a bruised ego and need to feel superior to something---anything. Other than that, I just don't see the imperative to watch it.

[gennarogama]

10:46 AM on 07/08/2010

when the title says "trailer" does it refer to a shor footage or the characters housing?

[0u812]

09:54 AM on 07/07/2010

The most amazing thing about this show is that somewhere in an editing room someone had to go through probably several hundred hours footage and come up with what ended up in the show. Imagine that for a moment; someone had to look at footage that *DIDN'T* deserve to be in the final product.

[LCRover001]

08:42 AM on 07/06/2010

MTV

Music Television that no longer plays music videos.

One of the first MTV videos I remember watching was MTV killed the radio star.

Well it didn't take MTV long to also kill the video star.

My how the mighty have fallen, now all MTV runs are brain degrading juke like this mind altering farce of a show. I have never watched it but accidentally seeing commercials for it I feel I lost quit a few brain cells during the few seconds of exposure to it.

[Woodn88s]

05:36 AM on 07/19/2010

and remember when VH1 first came out and played more mature adult focused music. It was great. Now it's nothing but a bunch of junk shows.

[Spartan112]

08:06 AM on 07/19/2010

I'm a fan of VH1 Classic.

[ECBA88]

05:00 PM on 07/22/2010

Music videos on MTV wouldn't have survived youtube/vevo on demand music videos, anyway. The generational trend is toward personalized content with a maximum of user choice, and TRL, MTV's attempt at that theme, could never compete.

Not that I'm defending MTV's programming choices.

[Quotidien]

11:05 PM on 07/05/2010

Why does Snooki always have a dorky look on her face?

[phoenixbc]

11:42 PM on 07/09/2010

Is this a trick question?

[Mental Revolution AWAKE]

09:39 PM on 07/05/2010

What a waste of time slot. It makes me glad that I don't watch much tv.

[Hardyman1966]

04:53 PM on 07/04/2010

"The Stupidest Lines from the New Trailer"

So, what, there's like there's Shakespeare buried somewhere in this trash?

[LonosCurse]

01:37 PM on 07/04/2010

"I find this girl to the be the dumbest thing on the planet." - J-Woww

After reading Palin foreign policy manifesto.

[Andrew FingerlickingGree]

12:45 PM on 07/04/2010

My guiltiest pleasure, next to watching The Hills but as an African American its great to see other races being trashy on reality tv shows.

[olddognewtrick]

04:44 PM on 07/03/2010

Where'd ya get the midget snooki?

[cowtownab]

04:43 PM on 07/03/2010

The fact that these peoples' antics appeal to anyone is sorry testament to society...

[folderol]

11:59 PM on 07/05/2010

is not.

[mkpender]

03:57 PM on 07/10/2010

is.