The 100 Best Movie Insults In Under 10 Minutes (NSFW VIDEO)

This is one of those videos that really needs no introduction, because the title says it all: The 100 Greatest Movie Insults? Count us in. From Kip in "Napolean Dynamite" ("Your mom goes to college") to Buzz Lightyear in "Toy Story" ("You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity") to Lucky Day in "The Three Amigos" ("You son of a motherless goat!") and everything in between, this video comes in at just under 10 minutes and it's worth every second. See if you can identify every film - and yeah, this is definitely NSFW.

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[gabygz]

12:57 AM on 07/07/2010

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of eldeberries!

[JcFractal]

08:11 PM on 07/06/2010

I feel insulted lol.

[cryinghill]

06:29 PM on 07/05/2010

Did nobody pick up on the fact that one of the last insults was totally racist? The clip from True Romance where the insult was calling the guy part eggplant was, at least in the context of that movie, referring to him having African heritage. If the conversation just before that clip were included, it would have been totally obvious. That it was included at all really turned me off.

[shaft drive]

12:56 AM on 07/06/2010

oooo... that was a sharp, penetrating observation. you should change your handle to crybaby instead.

[CPAwADD]

09:36 AM on 07/06/2010

Yes, it was a racist remark but that's irrelevant since in the context of the movie Dennis Hopper's character was insulting Christopher Walken's character's Sicilian heritage so that he would be killed rather than tortured.

[Gregor53]

07:44 AM on 07/05/2010

Was beginning to think that Monty Python was not going to make the list. I still believe the Gone With the Wind remark is a classic.

[SmartladyDem]

04:54 PM on 07/04/2010

I love the Orbit ad-
"Who are you callin a cootie queen ya lint licker!"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEJJUGJZxpU

[ArjenBoatsma]

03:06 PM on 07/04/2010

The best ones are those without the use of the c-word (both male and female), f-word, m-word, etc.

Joe Pesci is still the master when it comes to spitting out a vile string of expletives.

[robotfog]

11:06 PM on 07/03/2010

"why don't you trade your head in for a bowling ball?"

groucho to chico

[ATCall]

09:32 PM on 07/03/2010

"NSFW, 1 child warning another child so they don't get caught by the grown-ups?"
Censored??
Oh man, are you cowards-not a newspaper, someone's property
and obviously a waste of my time

[RadicalCaveman]

04:41 PM on 07/03/2010

Not in a movie but heard in the English Parliament in olden times:

"You, sir, will die either on the gallows or of the pox!" (Pox meaning venereal disease.)

"That depends, sir, on whether I embrace your principles or your mistress."

[JustAThought56]

08:00 PM on 07/04/2010

Good one!

[ER1K]

04:37 PM on 07/03/2010

Caddy Shack's Rodney Dangerfield wins. "You must have been something before electricity".
"Hey baby, do you want to make $14 the Hard way?"

[JoeyDee2]

12:01 PM on 07/05/2010

Sorry, no offense and I know I'm in a minority, but I think Caddyshack might be the most overrated comedy ever. Bill Murray and the gopher are funny.

[Joehuff99]

02:31 PM on 07/03/2010

Excellent, BUT not one single insult from "Do the Right Thing"!!! Those ethnic-specific rants are awesome.

[Luke Egan]

01:51 PM on 07/03/2010

hahahalarious

[JoeyDee2]

01:44 PM on 07/03/2010

Not from the movies but the old MASH TV show:
Frank Burns: Why do people take an instant dislike to me?
Trapper John: It saves time, Frank
(universal truth: we've all known at least one Frank Burns)

But the best ever: some woman, don't know who, said to Winston Churchill: "If I were your wife, I'd give you poison."

Winston: "If you were my wife, I'd drink it."

[bikelady1]

11:50 AM on 07/04/2010

Another Winston Churchill line.

Was at a party drinking, insulted a woman. She said: "Sir, you are drunk"..He replied: "Yes I am drunk, but in the morning I will be sober, and you will still be ugly." haa

[Rex Devious]

09:34 PM on 07/04/2010

I preferred the "Cheers" variation:

Sam: "You're drunk!"
Diane: "You're stupid. But tomorrow, I'll be sober."

[AlexandriaHeather]

10:40 AM on 07/03/2010

I can't believe I ate the whole thing

[CTsam]

09:54 AM on 07/03/2010

In 'Pink Cadillac" Bernadette Peters tells a flasher 'looks like a penis only smaller'