In addition to the terrible reception, the new iPhone comes loaded with new features and apps. One of which is FaceTime which allows you to video chat with the phone's front-facing camera. It's a fantastic technology that ensures we're well on our way to eliminating all human contact for future generations! Yay!!! College Humor nailed it with this parody of an Apple ad showing a father completely missing out on his kid's childhood. Yayy!!!