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The Onion Looks To The Future To Make Us Laugh Today (VIDEO)

Huffington Post   First Posted: 07/06/10 07:34 PM ET Updated: 05/25/11 06:00 PM ET

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The Onion has seen the future. And it doesn't look good. Actually, strike that. It looks very good. The video that is. Where our society is headed, however, looks a tad bleak.

Today "The Onion News Network" rolled out its most ambitious project yet, titled "Future: News from the Year 2137." Given its length and surprisingly impressive special effects, it's only available for purchase on iTunes (not to worry, their regular content is still available free of charge on their website).

The bottom line is that, like pretty much everything The Onion does, it's funny. But what separates this from your standard "Onion News Network" fare are the visuals and special effects - the little touches that help create the post-apocalyptic world in which it's set. What I'm getting at is...it looks gooood.

Anchors (or "news givers") and pundits zoom in on holograms to discuss the topics affecting the world (like what will happen with the state called "Gay Texas"). They analyze the leadership of the President, who of course is adorned with machine guns and face tattoos. He's reminiscent of the Terry Crews character in "Idiocracy," which ironically, despite being a feature-length film doesn't have nearly the production value of this. That's not a comment on the Mike Judge movie as much as it is a reflection on the visuals of ONN's "Future Channel."

As far as the content goes, not only does it foresee the demise of our society, but comments on the increasing ridiculousness of cable news. F-bombs are tossed around in completely unnecessary, and of course funny, situations and anchors end conversations with an "I love you." (Actually, the future doesn't sound so bad.) With updates on the last remaining Israeli and Palestinian and "all the latest on the end of the world" being reported while jokes fly all over the screen, there's so much to watch, you're best bet is to watch it a few times to catch all the gags.

Here's the trailer for Future: News from the Year 2137:


Future News From The Year 2137 - Coming Summer 2010
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The Onion has seen the future. And it doesn't look good. Actually, strike that. It looks very good. The video that is. Where our society is headed, however, looks a tad bleak. Today "The Onion News...
The Onion has seen the future. And it doesn't look good. Actually, strike that. It looks very good. The video that is. Where our society is headed, however, looks a tad bleak. Today "The Onion News...
 
 
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inthedesert
Those who never question will fall for anything.
08:13 PM on 07/08/2010
I love The Onion.....2037?....nothing in Earth's place but a black hole.......LOL.
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Matt Wilstein
09:38 PM on 07/07/2010
here's the real full length trailer with footage from the mini-film:
http://bit.ly/bmZxJA
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J0E1
Phil Hill 2012
01:49 PM on 07/07/2010
"(not to worry, their regular content is still available free of charge on their website)"

Who cares when the article itself is about this pay video. Sadly huff po posts so many terrible videos that I would never trust my $1.99 on their review of it.
01:28 PM on 07/07/2010
F*&k! I want to watch. Right now! Damn damn damn. I guess I'll have to wait till 2137 :(
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Balzac
11:15 AM on 07/07/2010
Nice.
08:42 AM on 07/07/2010
OK.
06:23 AM on 07/07/2010
"it's only available for purchase on iTunes"

well so much for that, then
09:58 AM on 07/07/2010
Why? is nine bucks too much for a whole series of videos?
09:59 AM on 07/07/2010
Whoops it is 12 minutes long and is a 1.99.
01:14 AM on 07/07/2010
Literally every single other The Onion video I have ever seen is funnier than that one.
09:57 AM on 07/07/2010
If you are talking about the video clip shown that is a preview clip.
11:00 AM on 07/07/2010
Oh, I didn't realize this was real. Interesting.
argved
Less socialism (for the wealthy)
01:11 AM on 07/07/2010
Unfortunately as a neo-luddite I was unable to see the trailor as neither my computer nor myself has the itunes plug-in.
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Jdaddy1951
08:01 PM on 07/06/2010
Pay for humor? I'm not laughing ... Pass ...
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FrankenPC
07:41 PM on 07/06/2010
The joke is, it's a subscription service.

The joke's on them.
09:59 AM on 07/07/2010
1.99 for the video.
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Not-drinking-their-wine
Allergic to Fox News.
07:21 PM on 07/06/2010
And???????
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Kache
Toodlum, wake up, I hear a prowler downstairs
07:08 PM on 07/06/2010
Sounds interesting, even entertaining. But not a whole $1.99s worth.....
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cabrobst
Return the top rate to 90%.
06:44 PM on 07/06/2010
It's a joke with no punchline.