The second season of "Jersey Shore" (which as we know doesn't take place in Jersey Shore) is upon us, which means that the tantastic Guidos will be in our lives a weekly basis. But what about the children who can't stay up late and watch squat women devour pickles. Won't somebody please think of the children??? How will they learn about GTL?
Problem solved. Introducing... talking "Jersey Shore" dolls. Snooki says "Pickles is my things," The Situation says "This is 'The Situation." and Pauly D says something that nobody will remember because let's face it, he's not nearly as quotable (though he does seem to have a nice dog collar on). (via BWE)