Before getting frisky in a classroom at Brooklyn's James Madison High School, two female teachers got liquored up first.
Investigators found that, Alini Brito and Cindy Mauro had drinks at a bar before heading to Mauro's classroom to fool around. The rest of the staff and students at "Horndog High" were watching a class talent show.
A report filed by High School Superintendent Linda Waite gives all the juicy details of how the two love birds were discovered.
Their apparent tryst in the darkened room was abruptly interrupted about 8:50 p.m. by two handymen who opened the door and made a startling discovery - "a woman lying on the floor naked from the waist up."
"Oh, s---!" one of the teachers yelled out.
The women were also caught by a school safety agent who was called to the scene.
Waite wrote that the teachers' actions warrant termination.