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The Internet Turns On Justin Bieber: Explained By The Taiwanese, Of Course (VIDEO)

07/11/2010 11:16 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011

You didn't think the internet's attempt to give Justin Bieber syphilis and send him to North Korea would slip past Taiwan's number one news source, NMA, did you?

In the past we've joked about getting our news from these crazy Taiwanese animations - in our defense they were the first to report that Al Gore shot smoke from his eyes before harassing a woman. But we're dead serious this time. Taiwan's latest crazy animation is full of insider knowledge. Apparently, the Biebs is a regular reader of MILF Magazine, was brutally attacked by the Jonas Brothers, and began his musical career as a fetus who enjoyed grabbing phallic looking microphones. Those are the facts, people.*

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*None of those are facts.

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