The 19 CRAZIEST Craigslist Missed Connections Ever: Thongs, Gorilla Suits, And More (PICTURES)

The "Missed Connections" section on Craigslist can be romantic, rude, or just downright bizarre.

We've compiled the craziest Craigslist Missed Connections posts ever in the slideshow below. There are hopefuls searching for another chance at romance with that gorilla-suit-wearing cutie on the bus, the intriguing woman yelling about candied yams at Safeway, the mysterious individual who planted porn in the mailbox, and much, much more.

Check them out below, then send us the strangest Craigslist post you've seen.

 

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[clevernamehere]

03:00 AM on 07/21/2010

My favorite missed connections are the really vague ones that are almost always posted by men:

You were walking down [name of major street in big US city] Sunday afternoon wearing a tee shirt and jeans. Your hair was pulled back into a ponytail and you were listening to your ipod. I think our eyes locked in front of the Starbucks.

Email if you remember me! I think this could be something really special!

[MattDallow]

10:57 AM on 07/21/2010

I saw a girl post one for a guy in Williamsburg, Brooklyn recently who was "tall, bearded, and wearing a plaid shirt"..

Really?

[lfluty2]

12:07 AM on 07/21/2010

wow... i never knew how low peoples standards could be..."hey, i peed in your parking lot" ..."you stuck your flashdrive in...... its ok, im pretty understanding"

wtf... these people should not be allowed to reproduce.

i firmly believe they are more harmful to the nation than any republican or liberal agenda

[bbriani3842]

07:23 PM on 07/20/2010

Sometimes it's really embarrassing to have a Y chromosome. . .

[Zach Stein]

04:35 PM on 07/20/2010

I think that's kind of hot...

[Amadahy]

07:35 AM on 07/20/2010

Gheez, and I thought I was horny. LOL

[Aldo Rodriguez]

03:11 AM on 07/20/2010

WHAT THE ...???!!! Humanity is doomed!

[jsanti7]

01:48 AM on 07/20/2010

for a non tech guy can you get a flash drive to play that way?

[Amadahy]

07:34 AM on 07/20/2010

Depends upon your definition of play. I can. LOL

[MattDallow]

11:59 PM on 07/19/2010

The one about the secret admirer is mine. I have the text saved, and the rubber rat is still on my wall. I have not heard again from the secret admirer(s).

[effingtruth]

10:55 PM on 07/19/2010

Interesting.

[scarletxoxoxo]

09:58 PM on 07/19/2010

That is so hot!!!!

[DeathSquad]

09:32 PM on 07/19/2010

Huff is ripping off Uhh Yeah Dude.

[Gelfling]

08:38 PM on 07/19/2010

"Or maybe just get a foamy latte with you." LOL! (I think I'll use that line.)

[dave in pa]

08:22 PM on 07/19/2010

A good time killer is to go to Craigslist and read their 'Best of". I've seen some hilarious stuff there.

[Maria Gonzalez Picatoste]

07:21 PM on 07/19/2010

You must check this one. I'm sorry I cannot make a slide of it since it is very broad.

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/mis/1838314623.html

Hope you enjoy it as much as I enjoyed this slideshow.

[MunyaBuddya]

09:19 PM on 07/19/2010

Hah, loved it!

[Zachary Rose]

07:12 PM on 07/19/2010

Some are obviously fake but funny none the less