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The Most Ridiculous Real Estate Agents Of All Time (PHOTOS)

First Posted: 07/28/10 10:32 AM ET   Updated: 05/25/11 06:10 PM ET

We don't know why real estate agents insist on putting their names and faces all over their signs. Isn't the property or home the REAL reason you're calling anyway? We get that they want to be personal, but sometimes the familiarity can backfire..like with the following realtors. The inclusion of a name like "Dick Balls," "Gaye Males," or "Ben Dover" can hardly help your sales. And if you look like Rod Stewart (and your name is Rod) you should probably avoid posting your face on the ad, unless you just want to end up on the Internet (too late!). Anyway, we enjoyed these ridiculous realtors we found all over the Web. Check them out and vote for your favorite!

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  • Your Local Remax Guy...

    ... Jack Crapo! Let us guess - it's pronounced Crapeau? (Via <a href="http://reitips.com/outlandish-real-estate-signs-hard-to-believe/" target="_hplink">reitips</a>)

  • Well Hello...

    You've got our attention, "Rick." (Via <a href="http://photos.ellen.warnerbros.com/galleries/funny_real_estate_ads#72721" target="_hplink">Ellen</a>)

  • Jose Cuervo Realty?

    Unlicensed and named after a tequila? Well, sell me a house! (Via <a href="http://photos.ellen.warnerbros.com/galleries/funny_real_estate_ads#72721" target="_hplink">Ellen</a>)

  • The Bart Simpson Of Realty

    "Please, Call Me Mr. Dover. Please? Pretty please?" (Via <a href="http://www.city-data.com/forum/other-topics/145637-funny-realtor-names.html" target="_hplink">City Data</a>)

  • Call Punch Sockalingam!

    His number implies that he's in on the joke, but still. What kind of name is that? (Via <a href="http://tofuttibreak.tumblr.com/post/231423220" target="_hplink">Tofutti Break</a>)

  • He Never Sleeps?!

    Also we were unaware Rod Stewart was getting into real estate. (Via <a href="http://tofuttibreak.tumblr.com/post/231422781" target="_hplink">Tofutti Break</a>)

  • Really Now?

    If your name is Gaye Males, it would be wise to NOT give it the largest font on your real estate sign. (Via <a href="http://www.guzer.com/pictures/gaye_males.php" target="_hplink">Guzer</a>)

  • The Hoares

    Chris is bad enough, but don't even get us started on Anita. "Anita Hoare?" You're messing with us, aren't you? (Via <a href="http://reitips.com/outlandish-real-estate-signs-hard-to-believe/" target="_hplink">reitips</a>)

  • Uh, Wow

    They didn't really think this one through, did they? (Via <a href="http://failblog.org/2009/02/26/realtor-fail-2/" target="_hplink">Fail Blog</a>)

  • First Name In Denim, Realty

    And you can get your mortgage through the Bank Of Levi's! Ba-dum, ch! (Via <a href="http://www.goofysnaps.com/tag/funny-signs/page/3/" target="_hplink">Goofy Snaps</a>)

  • Who You Gonna Call?

    Realtors always insist on having their names on their signs, but sometimes maybe a phone number is all the info we need. (Via <a href="http://failblog.org/vote./page/895/" target="_hplink">Fail Blog</a>)

  • Gotta Pay the Bills

    Guess those Van Halen royalty checks haven't been adding up to much these days. (Via <a href="http://www.powersiteblog.com/2009/09/08/celebrity-realtor-and-a-real-estate-version-of-im-just-a-gigolo" target="_hplink">Power Site Blog</a>)

  • Fox Is OK, But Roach?

    You're not going to sell a lot of homes with that word in your title. Trust us. (Via <a href="http://www.funnysign.com/funnysign_038.htm" target="_hplink">Funny Sign</a>)

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