The Eva Mendes Sex Tape (VIDEO)

When Eva Mendes saw that "Eva Mendes Sex Tape" was a top Google search, she knew what the Internet was asking of her-- to release a line of powerful adhesive for all your household needs! Introducing Eva Mendes' S.Ex Tape, the tape that S.ecures things Ex.tremely well. As Eva demonstrates, it will take on the "nastiest, dirtiest, most flexible" problems you have.

WATCH:

Eva Mendes Sex Tape from Eva Mendes

Comments

[The 17thletter]

07:05 AM on 09/18/2010

eva mendez in night vision is sorta scary.

[YouDontWantMeHere]

10:43 AM on 08/14/2010

actually i'm just doin' this cause i'm kinda bored

[mayslc]

04:52 PM on 08/10/2010

Aw man! >:( You mean I went and got the kleenex all ready for this? ;)

[GonzoBrawler]

05:50 AM on 08/09/2010

THATS SOME FUNNY SHlT!!!

[Rita Sevan]

12:49 PM on 08/07/2010

Watch Eva Mendes Released Tape Video: http://bit.ly/9cdMjn

[JayDDrew]

11:16 AM on 08/06/2010

That was funny! I thought she was a slightly better than average actress. But a sense of humor makes her even more attractive! Kudos, Ms. Mendes.

[ywcachieve]

10:13 AM on 08/06/2010

LOL...Hilarious! Great skit.

[Jon Gewertz]

08:37 AM on 08/06/2010

What an inedible waste of energy and time/ Not funny. not anything but insulting!

[Patrick Britton]

12:16 PM on 08/06/2010

The nerve! Start a petition! BAN HER NOW!

[Foreground]

01:36 PM on 08/06/2010

"Inedible"? I think you may not know how women or tape works.

[charity wilson]

01:58 AM on 08/06/2010

Of all the things in the world, is THIS really something Eva Mendes felt she had to take the time to do? Really? Even a mock sex tape is a ploy for attention--the more dignified thing would have been to simply stand up for women with self-value and say "no, I don't think that's for me."

[Foreground]

04:13 AM on 08/06/2010

I was unaware that anything in Eva Mendes' career was based on being a dignified representative for women, rather than, say, being multi-million dollar cheesecake. I wouldn't be too surprised if this wasn't the most empowering role she ever took, and taunting the guys that are trying to sift through her personal life via security leaks is all good in my book.

And "ploy for attention"? Attention is basically the lifeblood of an actor/actress. It is the sun which keeps them from withering in shadows of hosting one season gimmick gameshows.

[tee-y]

09:16 AM on 08/07/2010

I have to disagree, what this was is a play on words, sex is one of the biggest sellers in the world and she didn't expose herself in any inappropriate way, this was just a plan ole funny, advertisement that caught everyones attention and to some of us it was funny because everyone who clicked on it was curious and wanted to see, so if she did a sex tape i would see your point but it was about tape. playing on words of a sex tape of her out there. no harm no foul.

[Tim Ostrander]

01:36 AM on 08/06/2010

They probably got a lot of calls to the number looking for the tape.

[Twenty Row Kid]

08:58 AM on 08/06/2010

I called.

[GeorgeP922]

11:03 PM on 08/05/2010

the last two seconds made it all worth it.

[Ajegunle]

10:48 AM on 08/07/2010

I know. lol

[Sean Myers]

12:33 PM on 08/14/2010

totally.

[ValdaDeDieu]

09:50 PM on 08/05/2010

If you can't beat them, join them--just be better at it than they are. Good for you, Eva Mendes!

[SylviaWrath]

08:55 PM on 08/05/2010

D.i.e

[LibertyInProg]

06:25 PM on 08/05/2010

LOL... it took me long enough to figure out WTF she was talking about.

[Zeastofeden]

06:22 PM on 08/05/2010

Hilarious. I like her more than ever now.