A Birther's Birthday Card For Obama (PICTURE)

It's the president's birthday! And what better way to celebrate than to give the birther movement even more media attention. Of course, we don't really know that Obama was born on August 4th, because he refuses to show his birth certificate to anyone but factcheck.org and dozens of other politicians and reporters. The scoundrel! We thought to celebrate Barack's big day, we'd show you how the birthers are celebrating. Sean Kelly, an award-winning illustrator for the New York Times and the Washington Post, has created a card for the President from our favorite conspiracy theorists.

Comments

[mbbythesea]

06:12 AM on 08/05/2010

A Glenn Beck Analysis...Perfect!!

[woody7]

12:55 PM on 08/05/2010

+1!

[KikoJones]

05:12 AM on 08/05/2010

Awesome card.

[Pieter Van Dyke]

02:32 AM on 08/05/2010

Release the cert and end this

[MyrtleJune]

02:59 AM on 08/05/2010

It has been available for over a year. Change your chip, it's stuck.

[toocoolfoschool1234]

03:12 AM on 08/05/2010

You blew it, Capeshe?

[lynn1219]

01:45 AM on 08/05/2010

The RNC can't find their collective a..es in a phone booth, but they have the time and inclination to insult the President on his birthday. A real class act!

[helpusa]

01:40 AM on 08/05/2010

Happy Birthday Mr. President!!!

[JazzSax UT]

11:10 PM on 08/04/2010

Much funnier than those stupid GOP mock Birthday cards.

[Mysterious Haitian]

10:31 PM on 08/04/2010

WOW! This is very funny :)

[conscioushope]

10:15 PM on 08/04/2010

Funny and cute card....

(This is the first thing I've seen on the comedy section that is actually funny....the 911 and the high school photos are mean and not in the least funny.)

[ImNoBody]

09:26 AM on 08/05/2010

Hey! I liked the high school photos! Made me feel so much better about mine … I don’t have to hide them anymore.

[conscioushope]

09:37 AM on 08/05/2010

Imnobody~

;)

[MadJayhawk]

09:20 PM on 08/04/2010

I didn't send a card. I sent him a heartfelt Hawaiian Salute.

[kikaidaboy]

10:10 AM on 08/05/2010

Shakas to Barack, cuz he's in de ohana, ya?

[AaronWP]

09:15 PM on 08/04/2010

Dad jokes, pretty lame.

[Caperton Miller]

09:07 PM on 08/04/2010

Did anyone see the real Republican birthday cards to Obama? Stupid but kinda' funny

[Lawrence Byerly]

11:50 PM on 08/04/2010

Mostly stupid.

[LXO3]

07:50 PM on 08/04/2010

LOL!!!!!

[tyrdofwaitin]

07:31 PM on 08/04/2010

Not so funny. His federal birthday care has over one million signatures. That's more like it.

[jazzifay]

07:19 PM on 08/04/2010

So say the people of walmart.

[syntheticreality]

07:12 PM on 08/04/2010

Hmm, I don't even think Obama is real, to be honest with you. I think he's a computer-generated character, like JarJar Binks from Star Wars. They have a look-a-like go around and do public speeches and they have the speeches pre-programmed into a speaker that's stitched into the look-a-like's voice box.

I've personally never seen President Obama in public. Have you? Coincidence? Maybe it's because "he" exists in a hard drive somewhere in George Lucas's Skywalker Ranch.

[hi5dud3n355]

08:41 PM on 08/04/2010

I like where you're going with this, but we all know George Lucas isn't capable of writing the quality of diolague the digitally rendered "Obama" uses.

[syntheticreality]

09:03 PM on 08/04/2010

Oh, Lucas hired screenwriters to write those Obama speeches. He should've hired those same guys to write the Star Wars prequels. :P

[toocoolfoschool1234]

03:14 AM on 08/05/2010

No, I've seen him speak at ASU before. He looked pretty real.