President Barack Obama celebrates his 49th birthday on Wednesday. First Lady Michelle Obama, who is out of the country for the big day, has asked Americans to send birthday cards to the President.
The Republican National Committee has obliged.
In a fundraising effort, the RNC has put together a series of mock birthday cards that the president probably wouldn't want to receive but which feature familiar Republican talking points.
They're not quite Hallmark, but take a look at what the GOP would like to send Obama on his big day: