You can't trust reporters. Not with the facts, not with the news, not with the politics. Well BREAKING NEWS guys, THIS JUST IN: Apparently you can't trust them with your valuables either. Whether it's a precious work of art, an old family heirloom or a shiny new Vespa, there's no guarantee that a news reporter will do anything with your prized possessions other than shatter them to pieces. They don't call it breaking news for nothing.