Last night on "The Report" Colbert recognized Steven Slater, the Jet Blue flight attendant who quit his job this week by escaping down the emergency chute after an altercation with a passenger. Not only does Colbert not think Slater was in the wrong, but he made him his "Alpha Dog Of The Week."
After a passenger told Slater, "go f**k yourself," Slater got on the PA system and said "to the person who called me a motheerf**ker, f**k you" before grabbing a beer from the galley and escaping down the evacuation slide, "riding his balls like a sled" Stephen assumed.
But Colbert wasn't just impressed with Slater's extreme in-flight behavior. He praised his alpha dog for being mid-coitus when more than 20 police officers arrived at his house a few hours later to arrest him.
"This alpha dog just needed to relieve his Jet Blue balls," Stephen explained. "Sully Sullenberger - the bar has been raised."