Last night on "The Daily Show," Jon Stewart took on the purported "terror babies" threat and reviewed Anderson Cooper's interview with Rep. Louie Gohmert. The interview was a heated argument between the CNN correspondent and the Texas congressman on whether or not pregnant women from other countries are birthing U.S. citizens and then training them as terrorists, only to return in 10-20 years to attack us.
In a new segment called "Jon Stewart And Anderson Cooper Look At Gaping Holes,' Stewart analyzed the plot holes in Rep. Gohmert's story. First of all, wouldn't it be easier to recruit adult Americans than to raise them from scratch? Secondly, Stewart pointed out that raising a terror baby would be difficult because, "you know, when they become terror teens they tune you out."
As always, Stewart introduced a logical solution: hero babies! We can raise our own babies to fight the terror babies to be prepared for the wait-listed attack. "These babies don't run... Yet," Stewart said.
Stewart then took a look at some of Rep. Gohmert's other causes by showing clips of him speaking in Congress. Let's just say the topics ranged from animal protection to sleeping with corpses to Hitler. In that order.