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McSweeney's Internet Tendency: Selections From H.P. Lovecraft's Brief Tenure As A Whitman's Sampler Copywriter

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Chocolate Cherry Cordial:

You must not think me mad when I tell you what I found below the thin shell of chocolate used to disguise this bonbon's true face. Yes! Hidden beneath its rich exterior is a hideously moist cherry cordial! What deranged architect could have engineered this non-Euclidean aberration? I dare not speculate.

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