McSweeney's Internet Tendency: Selections From H.P. Lovecraft's Brief Tenure As A Whitman's Sampler Copywriter
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Chocolate Cherry Cordial:
You must not think me mad when I tell you what I found below the thin shell of chocolate used to disguise this bonbon's true face. Yes! Hidden beneath its rich exterior is a hideously moist cherry cordial! What deranged architect could have engineered this non-Euclidean aberration? I dare not speculate.
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First Posted: 08/20/10 06:00 PM ET Updated: 05/25/11 06:25 PM ET