08/21/2010 03:16 pm ET | Updated May 25, 2011

The Facebook Song For Friend-ing Exes: 'Are You F***ing Kidding Me?'

By now most of us have been there. You're logging on to Facebook and what do you see? A friend request from a former significant other. If the relationship ended badly, most likely you're not interested in reconnecting with a former flame via the Internet and they should know better. The best way to sum up this feeling, and the title of this song by Kate Miller-Heidke, is "Are you f***ing kidding me?" There are other live versions of the song on YouTube but this video conveniently displays the hilarious lyrics, wherein Miller-Heidke laments about the friend request, saying "I don't care which cocktail you are, or 1950s movie star..." among other things. But the best line, and the best response in this situation, is undoubtedly this: "Look, just follow me on Twitter."