The loathsome Westboro Baptist Church (WBC), best known for "protesting" the funerals of U.S. soldiers with signs saying "God hates fags" and "God hates America," staged another "protest" on August 13th, this time of the Jewish Federation. Presumably, the Federation's sin is being Jewish.
However, the WBC members got a whole lot more than they bargained for when Brick Stone showed up and started asking them lots of confusing questions about Lady Gaga, Hell, Jews and double anal sex, among other topics.
The church members were sufficiently disturbed by Stone's interviewing style that they decided to end their "protest" early.
Some sample questions:
--If you hate gays, why are you holding the sign that way?
--If a woman dressed as a man has sex with a guy with a vagina, can they still get into heaven? Or, are they already there?
Our personal favorite was this exchange:
STONE: If God hates fags, then why did he create chiffon?
WBC MEMBER: Who's Shivon?
STONE: Chiffon, the fabric.
WBC MEMBER: Oh, chiffon. See, this isn't a serious interview, but I will answer your question because the Bible answers it for you very simply. He's made all things for Himself, even the wicked for the day of evil.
The WBC is exposed: something as elegant as chiffon could never be evil.
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