BP's Missing Oil Found

08/27/2010 09:09 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011

Remember when the media, and then the government, announced that all the oil from the Deepwater Horizon spill was gone, and then we all rejoiced because the troubles of those sad weathered Cajun dudes Anderson Cooper kept confronting us with were finally over, and then Pegasus came to my house and asked me if I wanted to make out and made me a batch of hummus that was too refreshing and light yet robust to be believed?

Well, some cleanup workers in Pensacola, Florida--which is not anywhere near as wrecked as any of the shores in Louisiana--are determined to ruin everyone's fairy-tale ending by talking about how they picked up 4,000 pounds of oil the other night (h/t @LibrlSandlapper).

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