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Prague's 'Franz Kafka International Airport' Is Last In Customer Satisfaction (VIDEO)

First Posted: 08/27/10 08:12 AM ET Updated: 05/25/11 06:30 PM ET

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If you hate flying, steer clear of Prague.

Franz Kafka International Airport is the worst airport in the world, says The Onion News Network.

The airport's atmosphere is impersonal, its layout is confusing, and the employees are unsympathetic, even hostile.

The average delay at FKIA is 31 hours longer than the next-worst airport.

Watch the full, oppressive report below.

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Prague's Franz Kafka International Named World's Most Alienating Airport

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If you hate flying, steer clear of Prague. Franz Kafka International Airport is the worst airport in the world, says The Onion News Network. The airport's atmosphere is impersonal, its layout is con...
If you hate flying, steer clear of Prague. Franz Kafka International Airport is the worst airport in the world, says The Onion News Network. The airport's atmosphere is impersonal, its layout is con...
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RobinSeattle
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08:06 PM on 08/30/2010
Kafka Airlines ain't much better.

Though here in the U.S. Kafka Air is usually referred to as Delta.
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HeevenSteven
20 Minutes into the future.
683 Fans
02:33 PM on 08/27/2010
...but it's first in alienation!
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JohnFromCensornati
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08:06 PM on 08/27/2010
lol
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avshanbh
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01:42 PM on 08/27/2010
LOL..funny.
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CheeseinHouston
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11:09 AM on 08/27/2010
The Huffington Post gets 'Onioned' again. Wonder if they'll admit their error this time?

Wake up Huff. This story is a joke....literally and figuratively.
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Bruckley
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11:18 AM on 08/27/2010
HuffPo knows this.
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Malbolge
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11:20 AM on 08/27/2010
"Franz Kafka International Airport is the worst airport in the world, says The Onion News Network"

I think they get that it's a joke.
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peterack
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04:46 PM on 08/27/2010
and the "onion" symbol from the lower screen's ONN logo is pretty much a giveaway as well.
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bkrider9
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11:03 AM on 08/27/2010
It's good to see Bobbi Battista again. She was one of the first anchors on CNN back in the 80s.
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tiredofthesameoldstuff
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10:15 AM on 08/27/2010
This is like over a year old.
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Blanka Misconi Lee
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09:46 AM on 08/27/2010
OLD Clever Humor from "Onion", propably develop by some Czechs guys, which are tired from huge number of turist flying to Prague. KAFKA airport.. ha, ha ? Great idea for new name of Prague airport, which is very friendly. :o)
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gle helle
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09:42 AM on 08/27/2010
It used to be bad, but I've heard it's undergone a metamorphosis.
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anothergreenbus
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08:55 AM on 08/27/2010
Look, Prague's Kakfka Airport may be bad, but at Sartre International in Paris there is absolutely no way out.
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Woods Shade
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11:23 AM on 08/27/2010
That's my secret fear, is being confused in an airport, wandering throughout eternity. *eek*
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10:14 PM on 08/27/2010
Bruce Cockburn, How I Spent My Fall Vacation:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1V-fbtQbus
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Sam Engwall
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08:34 AM on 08/27/2010
This IS hilarious, but it is also several months old. Looks like someone at Huffpost just discovered TheOnion. Welcome to some of ironic humor's most tasty morsels, friend!
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headly66
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08:28 AM on 08/27/2010
If your flight is delayed for too long you turn into a cockroach.
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