Drunks vs. EVERYTHING: The Funniest Inebriated Fights With Inanimate Objects (VIDEOS)

The Internet has proven time and again that drunk people can be hilarious. Remember the David Hasselhoff cheeseburger video? It's just one of the many classics. That being said, when a drunk person fights an inanimate object, everybody wins. Whether the drunkard's fight is against a tent, his flip-flops, or a mildly steep hill, when you've had this much to drink, everything becomes an epic battle. Now, we don't like to see drunk people hurting themselves or others, and certainly don't advocate EVER getting as inebriated as the folks in the videos below, but you can't argue the hilarity in watching a guy wrestle with his OWN pants. Check out these hilarious battles and vote for the best!

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He's just dancing with his beautiful partner Invisible Grace Kelly performing a number choreographed by their friend Invisible Baz Luhrmann but nobody else can see them only because he happens to be totally hammered.

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He's just dancing with his beautiful partner Invisible Grace Kelly performing a number choreographed by their friend Invisible Baz Luhrmann but nobody else can see them only because he happens to be totally hammered.

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[drxcreatures]

06:30 AM on 09/26/2010

OUCH on #7 but, a lot of these look fake.

[Aladdin Sane]

01:37 PM on 09/08/2010

Let's take it to the next level and show the lacerations of Ms peculator dancer. Is there any footage from the ER? Or how about the guy that broke his nose walking into the pole? Can we see the puddle of his blood on the sidewalk where he sat down? Consequences - yeah ef those right?

[hushcolours]

12:52 PM on 09/05/2010

The seventh is a supid situation that could have gone bad.

[Out to Lunch]

08:26 AM on 08/31/2010

The girl going through the glass made me cringe.

[DudeAbides99]

04:00 PM on 09/01/2010

damn, that tree ninja's got mad skillz!

[Shane1281]

02:49 AM on 08/31/2010

Oh look! Some of the biggest MORONS in the world and the are almost all under the influence of the most dangerous and ironically the most legal drug in the world. BOOZE! I was sent to the wrong planet. Could I possibly be genetically related to these tards? LOL!

[mojave resident]

02:09 AM on 08/31/2010

Credit to Ray Davies of the Kinks from the song "Alcohol" from Muswell Hillbillies. Some say the lyric is "Sad memories I cannot recall..."

[mojave resident]

01:52 AM on 08/31/2010

Oh, Demon Alcohol,
sad memories I can recall.
Who thought I would fall
slave to Demon Alcohol.

[JRambo]

12:05 AM on 08/31/2010

I wonder if this is what GW looked like many nights at the White House.

[JRambo]

12:03 AM on 08/31/2010

Curse you HP for posting me on a video. LOL.

[susie4153]

11:37 PM on 08/30/2010

I find these a little funny but sad also. The biggest thing that bothers me though is the hypocritical way our culture treats others who intoxicate themself with so called "illegal" substances & the fact that 3 out of the 4 most popular of these, the exception is heroin, do not in anyway come even CLOSE to intoxicating the user to the point that alcohol obviously does! Why do we view these users of alcohol ok & funny but the coke user whos a bit wired but still far more sober than these people in these videos get thrown in prison, with the rest of their lives & their familys completley destroyed??

[CTDFalconer]

01:09 AM on 08/31/2010

I think you've hit on the prime motivation for the pot legalization movement. It's really isn't any worse than alcohol or tobacco.

[jascip]

01:53 AM on 09/04/2010

I never met a pothead who after a few tokes wouldn't rather watch a few reruns of Star Trek, than kick someone's a$$ as a belligerent drunk might.

[patsijean]

10:11 AM on 08/31/2010

Take cocaine and meth out of this equation and I am with you.

[Dlweld]

07:51 PM on 08/30/2010

I'm really disappointed in the Huff Post - classifying these as funny - they are not! They are sad beyond belief. Ask the reasons why these sad people have drugged and poisoned themselves - maybe the folks who think these are funny simply haven't experienced knowing anyone who's died of alcoholic poisoning - I do - my son. It'd be good to pull these.

[Greg Woodall]

08:22 PM on 08/30/2010

Okay, I'll bite...why do people poison themselves with alcohol? You don't have to be an alcoholic to get a good buzz and fall down. I'm not a drunk but I have had a few too many and fell down in public and people laughed, heck I laughed when it happened. People falling down is funny. Grow a sense of humor :)

[Aladdin Sane]

01:33 PM on 09/08/2010

Don't have to be an alcoholic? Maybe. But a person has to be an abnormal drinker to drink to the point of intoxication where loss of motor function, coordination, inhibition and sane and rational thinking occurs. A normal drinker has a relationship with alcohol that isn't much different than a person's relationship with orange juice. A normal orange juice drinker for example, will look forward to that glass of orange juice and perhaps even have another. Beyond that, it is unlikely that the person will continue to drink orange juice until they're recieving physical, emotional and psychological damage. This is true of normal alcohol drinkers as well. Typically, the normal alcohol drinker will look forward to their libation and perhaps one or two more. But for most people, they will feel the effects and discontinue ingesting the chemical. These people have what abnormal drinkers quickly lose once alcohol is in their bodies: control. Control of their physical, emotional and intellectual faculties. Moreover, an abnormal drinker will eventually lose all control and choice in the matter thus becoming what is commonly known as a chronic alcoholic. However, long before the drinker becomes chronic they exhibit acute alcoholic behavior - a lot like what you're talking about: "I'm not a drunk but I have had a few too many and fell down in public and people laughed." FYI - some people laugh, others are disgusted. Keep drinking and one day king alcohol will be your master. You'll be like all the rest.

[Gordonfan24]

09:34 PM on 08/30/2010

First thing is first, I couldn't imagine losing a child, no matter what the reason. No parent should outlive their kid(s). I can only imagine your pain. Having said that, it is not for you or anyone else to judge people for the decisions they make. It's free will. Alcohol is a legal drug and what we've seen here is the result from people who imbibe too much. I for one, think most of the vids were pretty funny.
You knew the content before you watched them, why would you even put yourself through that? Plus, what gives you the right to tell someone what they should be watching or not? Let it go, unless you're like a PETA activist and you ram your beliefs down others throats.
I'm not condoning their ( the drunks) actions, but I'll NEVER condone people like you laying guilt trips on other people trying to get a message across. LAME!

[Greg Woodall]

07:28 PM on 08/30/2010

This is the funniest drunk video I have ever seen. The cop looks like he is about to wet his pants lol.

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=1118973590474&ref=mf

[PeteBogs]

07:19 PM on 08/30/2010

The woman who fell through the table severed her carotid artery and bled out.

[mary896]

03:02 PM on 09/01/2010

No I didn't!

[Dani Cothern]

10:31 PM on 09/08/2010

Hmm...I don't think so. The carotid artery's in the neck, and she obviously didn't have any lacerations in the neck. If she had cut an artery, it probably would've been one of the lower limb arteries. Plus, cutting a major artery like that would've sent a spurt of blood that would've been immediately visible.

[lcky9]

06:56 PM on 08/30/2010

and this is entertainment?? compassion?? to mock and make fun of people who embarrass themselves?? I hope each and everyone of you finds your most embarrassing moments on the internet better yet I hope your kids see and realize how disgusting YOUR sense of humor is..

[Greg Woodall]

07:23 PM on 08/30/2010

If you get drunk in public you deserve to be made fun of.

[dansup]

06:33 PM on 08/30/2010

oh hufpo

"rate this drunk fight"

you gotta love that