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'Advice For Young Girls From A Cartoon Princess' Shows Just How Crazy Disney Ladies Can Be (VIDEO)


First Posted: 08/30/10 04:45 PM ET Updated: 05/25/11 06:30 PM ET

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It doesn't take a gender studies degree to know that the Disney princesses that girls have idolized for decades don't always make the best decisions. Ariel sold her voice for legs, all to impress a man. By today's standards that would make you INSANE.

In fact, Ariel was the last subject of The Second City Network's hilarious "Advice For Young Girls From A Cartoon Princess" series. In this latest installment, girls get advice on love and courtship from Belle of "Beauty And The Beast." Sure, she talks and sings to household items and basically commits bestiality after being enslaved by a walking, talking beast with money - but hey! She still has a lot of great advice for young girls. For instance, "Find a man that wants to imprison you with his love. The longer you're trapped with the same person, it'll start to feel like home -- Stockholm!"

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It doesn't take a gender studies degree to know that the Disney princesses that girls have idolized for decades don't always make the best decisions. Ariel sold her voice for legs, all to impress a ma...
It doesn't take a gender studies degree to know that the Disney princesses that girls have idolized for decades don't always make the best decisions. Ariel sold her voice for legs, all to impress a ma...
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Sasha Muradali
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05:24 PM on 08/31/2010
Ooh. Emm. Gee.
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Dye
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12:18 PM on 08/31/2010
Advice for Girls - Don't have sex until you have seen a Double Rainbow. It's worth the wait !
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12:01 PM on 08/31/2010
Most movies have really bad lessons for us to avoid following.
"Advice For Young Girls From A Cartoon Princess" just points this out in very clear terms.

very funny stuff.
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michael j norton
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11:27 AM on 08/31/2010
That is funny stuff!
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mrs adler
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09:31 AM on 08/31/2010
Well, it is true: Disney women are skinny looking girls who marry someone with money (or an aritocrat) and have no friends or job!! Anyway, I used to watch Disney movies and my parents managed to talk me out of that kind of discourse.. it makes no harm if you really teach the children good values.
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Hooty owl
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03:04 AM on 08/31/2010
I took a Psychology course my freshman year of College, and according to that class, these are exactly the messages kids subliminally get from Princess movies.
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Kara Srnka
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10:21 PM on 08/30/2010
That dumb broad looks nothing like Belle.
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SuiginTou7
Let the Alice Game begin!
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10:28 PM on 08/30/2010
They couldn't have her look like Belle or they'd get sued by Disney...
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Economike
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08:17 PM on 08/30/2010
I don't like the term bestiality, I like the term interspeciality?!
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02:22 AM on 08/31/2010
Bunch of haters, them Specists.
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