Author Stephen Markley Explains How To Write A 'Premature Memoir'

08/31/2010 11:19 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011

The letters are the same as all the ones that have come before, and as usual, I'm taking it from all sides. Sometimes I'm surprised I'm not getting rejections from small children, scribbled in crayon on oversized paper, that say, "I have yet to decide on a career path or even which binkie I want right now, but should I choose to become a literary agent in the future, I would just like to let you know that your project does not fit my needs at this time... Poopy."

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