Heidi Montag Has A Nightmare About Her Face

Heidi Montag woke up with a scare on Tuesday.

"I had a nightmare that I slept without my nose tape on thank God it wasn't true!" she tweeted.

Heidi was recently photographed with tape on her nose, fueling rumors she had had another nose job.

She quickly set the record straight - she was just following orders of Dr. Frank Ryan, who performed her ten procedures in November and died recently in a car crash.

"The last time I didn't wear tape after surgery and my nose changed shape," she told Life & Style. "The tape is supposed to keep the swelling down and hold my nose in place the way Dr. Ryan sculpted it. Dr. Ryan always said I was his best, most cautious patient, and I'm not taking any chances now that he's gone. I don't want my face to fall off like Michael Jackson's."

Comments

[Carouser]

07:43 PM on 09/03/2010

Heidi Montag; The pain is palpable. The bigger your breasts, the more likely your nose is likely to fall off. Who wouldn’t want to parade in a pink bikini while their noses was falling off?

I swear kids one Halloween day I’m going to turn up in a pink bikini too. What? ‘Frankie’ thinks I should turn up in bright fuchsia. Of course that would mean I’d have to find color coordinated nose bandages. Oh Heidi, I had a similar dream too. I dreamed that I went to sleep without my bottle of Kool Aid.

http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2010/09/heidi-montag-now-fears-her-nose-may-fall-off/

[NeoNostronaut]

07:34 AM on 09/03/2010

This pic of her should be placed beside the word airhead in the dictionary. God simply does not allow beauty and brains in the same female package.

[pebblesvanpeebles]

03:43 AM on 09/03/2010

Hey Heidi: LEAVE MICHAEL OUTTA THIS.

[weekendpartier]

12:03 AM on 09/03/2010

I have nightmares about her face!

[henrypapillon]

11:51 PM on 09/02/2010

Heidi, that's not a nightmare! It's your face!

[real1234]

10:18 PM on 09/02/2010

Now she knows how we feel.

[xbrooklyngrrl]

07:01 PM on 09/02/2010

Okay, celebrity death match, who do you want to see win???

Montag vs Bristol Palin

Bristol vs Kate Gosselin

Any Kardashian vs Gosselin

Snooki takes them all on at once

My brother and I enjoy playing this game, otherwise, the incredible exposure of useless people makes me angry

[kittyarmy]

08:02 PM on 09/02/2010

Can't we just put them all in a sack and burn it?

[Andrew FingerlickingGree]

06:07 PM on 09/02/2010

You and me both Heidi..... Unfortunately you had to wake up and look in the mirror.

[starwart1]

06:00 PM on 09/02/2010

I once had a dream that Heidi tried to perform an inception on my subconscious, only for my projections to tie her down and leave her in the sun. A few hours later, she melted herself right on down to Limbo and I woke up. See? Not all dreams about Heidi Montag are bad.

[DesertRatzoRizzo]

05:49 PM on 09/02/2010

I had a nightmare that she had a fire on her face and somebody beat it out with a rake!

[nobodysgirl]

05:07 PM on 09/02/2010

Join the crowd, Heidi.

[lulumer]

04:34 PM on 09/02/2010

Shouldn't the headline read:
Heidi Montag Has a Nightmare Face.

[Bat Wrangler]

01:56 PM on 09/02/2010

I've had nightmares about Heidi Montag's face too.

[Hardyman1966]

12:57 PM on 09/02/2010

I guess I'm lucky. My only exposure to this STAIN is here. I understand there are people who actually watch whatever it is she's on.

[RedDog79]

11:46 AM on 09/02/2010

why is so much time dedicated to wannabes?