Jerry Lewis Would 'Smack' Lindsay Lohan, 'Spank Her' (VIDEO)

Jerry Lewis, 84, had some choice words for Lindsay Lohan during an interview with Inside Edition (via Popeater).

Asked what he would do if he saw the fresh-out-of-jail and rehab Lohan, Lewis told the interviewer, 'I'd smack her in the mouth if I saw her,' continuing, 'I would smack her in the mouth and be arrested for abusing a woman.'

When asked what he would then say to her, Lewis responded, "I would say, 'You deserve this and nothing else' ... WHACK! And then, if she's not satisfied, I'd put her over my knee and SPANK her."

And it's not just Lohan's behavior that Lewis is concerned about, it's many of today's younger celebrities, like Paris Hilton, that Lewis is troubled over.

"What they're saying is, 'I'm f**ked up, can you please help me?'"

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[Big0725]

06:10 PM on 09/28/2010

Jeez! Ain't he dead yet?

[Bluelynx]

05:42 PM on 09/06/2010

Jerry Lewid: take a number!

[Dulce Baerga]

05:41 PM on 09/06/2010

Dirty Old Man! lol :p

[iconoclast6]

02:23 PM on 09/06/2010

Jerry has him a k!nky side! "Hey Laaaaa-dy!­"

[tablogloid]

01:01 PM on 09/06/2010

Jerry Jerry Jerry! It won't work. She loves that kinda' thing.

[trebledamages]

10:10 AM on 09/06/2010

The Nutty Professor speaks again! Does anyone take this guy seriously, even during the Labor Day Telethon?

[ssmigs]

09:24 AM on 09/06/2010

Don't be too hard on the old guy. He's accomplish­ed more in his life than 2 dozen Lilos. Quite a biography.

[electricladyland]

08:40 AM on 09/06/2010

He's just not funny anymore.

[Hopalongpoppyseed]

12:16 PM on 09/06/2010

Hey Laiddy!

[goddessNdiva]

08:27 AM on 09/06/2010

lol....wha­t a funny tittle. Old man wants to spank young woman?

[The-JuRK]

04:12 AM on 09/06/2010

Jerry is right. When he's right, he's right...an­d he's right.

[SonnyBono]

01:39 AM on 09/06/2010

At 84 years old, Jerry should be sitting on the front porch and yelling at the kids to get off his lawn not talking smack about Lindsay Lohan (no pun intended - well, okay I lied, pun intended) - Ms Lohan's career is simply circling the drain and headed where Jerry's career is - and there are not enough French fans left alive who care.

[KIMBER]

09:25 PM on 09/05/2010

What he really wanted to say was that he would gladly pay LiLo good money to do those things to him.

[Diasamax]

12:51 PM on 09/06/2010

Yeah, but would she have enough soap to get his hair dye of? LOL

[jgzeger]

05:17 PM on 09/05/2010

Why would anyone pay attention to the remarks of a man who earned his living making a fool of himself?

[Red Russet]

12:07 PM on 09/05/2010

It's a good thing he never had kids.

[Agent007Lady]

06:47 PM on 09/05/2010

I was his kid before he had a telethon. That was because I fell in love with him and was too young to be his wife, ...anyway, he is the funniest man the world has ever known. My Auntie Eleanor Wells was married to Billy K Wells who wrote the opriginal sketches for Martin and Lewis , Abbott and Costello and Burt Lhar, and Eddie cantor and she said Jerry was difficult because he had studio control and too many respobnsib­ilities. Not only as actor and producer, and thanks to her husband not so mych writing in the beginning, but she said he was the one who made her laugh because he never needed dialogue. He could take a joke and turn it into a classic. She died at 99. I lived with her at 94- 96.

[Agent007Lady]

06:50 PM on 09/05/2010

You need to create a marathon in your life on the telethon network to be anywhere near his equal of how selfless he became and refused to let anyone know was a disease he himself was doomed to experience­. He is a survivor, but there are millions before he found cures that only lived five years or at most ten. And that's their only life span. Thanks to his money and research, his "kids" survive more than the country America itself. Do me a favor and sit in a corner for 5 hours.

[WorkhelpWorkhelp]

02:19 AM on 09/05/2010

I thought the headline said, "Jerry Lee Lewis."

He knows how to handle little girls .