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Homeless Man Calls 911 From Hot Tub, Asks For Cocoa And A Hug

09/ 3/10 01:31 PM ET   AP

Man Calls 911 For Cocoa And Hug

BEAVERTON, Ore. — A homeless man who called 911 from the hot tub of a suburban Portland home and asked for towels, hot chocolate and a hug got arrested for trespassing instead.

Beaverton police say Mark Eskelsen called 911 from his cell phone, identified himself as "the sheriff of Washington County," and asked for medical help. He later admitted he wasn't the sheriff but informed the dispatcher he'd been "yelling for about an hour and a half."

The man said in his Sunday morning call that he'd been in the water about 10 hours and his towels had gotten wet. As he put it, "I just need a hug and a warm cup of hot chocolate with marshmallows in it."

The Oregonian newspaper says arriving officers arrested Eskelsen for investigation of second-degree criminal trespass and improper use of 911.

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Information from: The Oregonian, http://www.oregonlive.com

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01:18 PM on 09/08/2010
I agree with many of these comments that this guy is obviously a little "off" and needs some help. But the suggestion by many that arresting him is wrong is LUDICROUS! He trespassed on someone's property, was in their hot tub for "10 hours"...(let's hope he did relieve himself)...called the 911 emergency line for cocoa and a hug....so let's see....crime....crime....crime.....but I guess you all belief mental illness should excuse everything.
08:47 AM on 09/08/2010
Greatest news story ever!
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Justdontgetit
Don't screw with old people, they will mess you up
03:19 PM on 09/07/2010
The world would be a much better place if we could all have some hot cocoa with tiny marshamallows and a good hug.

Warm towels too!

;-))))))))
12:52 PM on 09/07/2010
I don't know about a hug. But I'll come over and give him a high five just for being totally awesome.
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Cindy Ortiz
01:51 AM on 09/07/2010
I want cocoa with a marshmallow! What is wrong with this world?
Haha
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dumosumo
Try finding a plumber on Sunday
10:27 PM on 09/06/2010
Hopefully, the DA won't regard mental illness as a crime.
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Anthony OReilly
07:10 PM on 09/06/2010
I want cocoa and a hug. :(
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Edward Standley
opinionated jerk
12:19 PM on 09/06/2010
The world can be a cold place sometimes. Beaverton, give this poor fellow some help. And a hug.
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11:42 AM on 09/06/2010
That's actually quite depressing. I feel bad for the poor guy, he is obviously mentally unbalanced. Hope he gets the help he needs
11:05 AM on 09/06/2010
Homeless people have cell phones?
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Priori Decoherence
Skål til fitte og brannvesenet
01:50 AM on 09/07/2010
They are the new prize in "cracker-jacks"
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01:07 PM on 09/07/2010
homeless people had lives, families, homes, and even cell phones. Cell phone's probably the easiest one to keep.
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10:48 AM on 09/06/2010
Someone should start a petition to get this guy his hug and hot chocolate with marshmallow's in it!
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09:15 PM on 09/05/2010
AutoTune The News needs to do something with that 911 call audio.

Get on it internets!
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09:04 PM on 09/05/2010
many of these comments are just as sad as the state of mental health this man lives with.
09:03 PM on 09/05/2010
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"Wayull...GaaAAAaAAWWWLLLEEE! Who'ins up fer sum stumpin!"
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01:23 AM on 09/06/2010
Oregon, not Alabama.
01:16 PM on 09/06/2010
A Yokel is a Yokel no matter where they are.
05:26 PM on 09/05/2010
They should give him both.