Rick Santorum's Anal Sex Problem Hampers Early 2012 Bid

Mother Jones:

Rick Santorum would very much like to be president. For the past few years, he has been diligently appearing at the sorts of conservative events--the Values Voters Summit, the Conservative Political Action Conference--where aspiring Republican candidates are expected to show up. But before he starts printing "Santorum 2012" bumper stickers, there's one issue the former GOP senator and his strategists need to address. You see, Santorum has what you might call a Google problem. For voters who decide to look him up online, one of the top three search results is usually the site SpreadingSantorum.com, which explains that Santorum's last name is a sexual neologism for "the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex."

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Comments

[boomer7391]

07:23 AM on 09/13/2010

there are many things rick santorum would like, he's not going to get any of them

[Paul108]

11:47 AM on 09/09/2010

Apparently the comments under this article are heavily moderated. Abusive comments against Santorum are welcome (and this whole article simply raises the search ranking of the rogue site), but just about anything saying that the gays are wrong here is filtered out.

The rogue site and HuffPo's "moderation" tactics are *exactly* the kinds of behaviors that fuel hatred and violence against gays.

[boomer7391]

07:21 AM on 09/13/2010

wow....so that's what causes it, phew, now that we know that we can all go back to our previously scheduled activities....except, he started the fight with the gay community and hatred towards gays existed even before he was a twinkle in his own daddy's santorum which just makes you WRONG...santorum deserves everything he got and everything that's coming to him....he made his own karma....now personally, i think justin bieber is the cause but let's go with what you said.

[picaman]

12:29 AM on 09/09/2010

This is a great article. I can't believe how popular
http://www.spreadingsantorum.com/
is.

[ManwithaParachute]

11:58 PM on 09/08/2010

Scalia (n.) : Dried santorum.

[gamoonbat]

10:28 AM on 09/11/2010

I love it!

[prunebush]

09:24 PM on 09/08/2010

It's a floor wax! No, it's a dessert topping!

[william jefferson bunker]

09:12 PM on 09/08/2010

don't you speak ill of the frothy mixture by calling it that...name...

[ManwithaParachute]

09:10 PM on 09/08/2010

Rick is here to do his duty or yours

[ManwithaParachute]

09:06 PM on 09/08/2010

Frothing a cake with a paper knife

[ManwithaParachute]

09:05 PM on 09/08/2010

Frothing at the mouth conservative

[BrwnSknGurl4]

07:17 PM on 09/08/2010

Boy, he does have a a^al sex problem because just the brief descrption in the Huff Post above before clicking the link is enough to make me sick to my stomach (no offense to more tolerant readers!). Whew!!

[exPatPatti]

06:13 PM on 09/08/2010

I am glad they changed the title of this article.

[liberaldawg]

04:31 PM on 09/08/2010

What's the problem? It describes him to a T.

[HisPetGoat]

04:03 PM on 09/08/2010

Photo caption:

"Why does my wife have such bad spatial perception? Maybe because I keep telling her this is 12 inches."

[jeremyfive]

11:52 AM on 09/08/2010

And Santorum is a welfare queen--sponges off the public taxpayer trust to the last drop.

[pennsykid2000]

04:59 PM on 09/08/2010

Right, he maintained a home in Penn Hills, near Pittsburgh, so that the school district would have to pay for his kids' education even though they actually lived in suburban VA. He was Delay's right-hand man in the K Street Project, twisting the arms of special interests for contributions and hiring of conservatives for jobs in return for policy favors. And he is do deluded he thinks he could become President? He lost his bid for re-election by the largest margin of any senator in PA history! How is he going to attract a following elsewhere?

[aceshigh]

11:51 AM on 09/08/2010

Senator Sanitorium (thank you, Tony Soprano) is an unelectable dolt of the highest magnitude.

He should simply drink a nice warm, frothy glass of santorum and go away.