STUPID CRIMINALS: World's Biggest Hat Enthusiast Arrested (PHOTO)

We're guessing this Florida resident didn't consider the police station's "no hats" policy when he decided to hit his teen son with a BB gun pellet, but based on the nature of the crime it's obvious he doesn't do very much thinking at all. Tabloid Prodigy brings us this ridiculous mugshot from the world's biggest hat enthusiast, who will hopefully learn a valuable lesson in parenting, if not sunscreen application, from this embarrassing experience. (Via Buzzfeed)

Comments

[PtownBen]

11:54 AM on 09/20/2010

Hit hit son with a BB, Classic.

[zelduh]

06:27 PM on 09/17/2010

This is an argument favoring birth control.

[dagmaclugh39]

03:17 PM on 09/16/2010

So, this guy's a hat freak? Hm.... I remember a Tijuana flick that featured a dude who favored black socks. Whatever tickles your, uh, fancy!

[Changeizgood]

02:44 PM on 09/16/2010

Is this what Bone head boener looks like with out the tanning booth. YUCK!

[shortandwide]

01:47 PM on 09/16/2010

It's been reported by Buh Buh, his cellmate, that he has no other tan lines.
A little more info than we need to know!

[alguien]

05:04 PM on 09/16/2010

you mean, he managed to get a spray on over that t-shirt shaped tanline he had on his torso?

[Bobio]

12:44 PM on 09/16/2010

Spent much of his life with his head up his arse.

[tartist]

12:11 PM on 09/16/2010

It's that darn 'Neanderthal Gene" acting up again. Click on "Tabloid Prodigy" highlighted in red in the text above the picture for a local TV interview with this man.

[Prousa]

11:34 AM on 09/16/2010

Is that a circumcision scar across his forehead?

[chariotdrvr14]

02:15 PM on 09/16/2010

LOL!!!

How could it be otherwise.

[zelduh]

06:24 PM on 09/17/2010

Ya made me laugh out loud!

Fanned for that!

Faved too.

[shineOnBlueMoon]

10:55 AM on 09/16/2010

This is why blue-eyed white males are LOSING the demographic sweepstakes...

[amdezurik]

01:19 PM on 09/16/2010

bite my arse ;p

[DannyGlover]

01:42 PM on 09/16/2010

This blue-eyed white male is kicking life's a** pretty well right now.

[shineOnBlueMoon]

02:07 PM on 09/16/2010

As long as you don't shoot your offspring (oops step-offspring) or look like half-a-lobster, I'm fine with that!

[DannyLameJokes]

10:21 AM on 09/16/2010

Bringing you the nonsense

dannylamejokes.com

[Freedom Rush]

08:48 AM on 09/16/2010

Is it me, or are his eyes a little too close together?

[OldeTymeLiberalDude]

08:56 AM on 09/16/2010

Fetal alcohol syndrome....

[Carbon Forteetoo]

12:35 PM on 09/16/2010

I thought that spread the eyes out.

[Shikamaru]

12:41 PM on 09/16/2010

I think close eyes is downsyndrome? Don't quote me, however when the eyes are too close or far apart, it's usually a sign of a mental deficiancy.

[zelduh]

06:25 PM on 09/17/2010

I was thinking they are too close as well.

(You took the words right out of my mouth.)

[ReverendMilo]

08:00 AM on 09/16/2010

Wait did I just read he shot his kids TEETH with a bb gun?

[ReverendMilo]

08:18 AM on 09/16/2010

Doh coffee needed shot his teen, having been a teen in texas, I thought that was the status quo

[LONDON3]

07:54 AM on 09/16/2010

W T H ?

[blurredmolly]

07:16 AM on 09/16/2010

Come on, man. Embrace your baldness.

[chairman1969]

03:15 AM on 09/16/2010

how is it a crime to fire a bb gun pellet?

[sviolette]

04:32 AM on 09/16/2010

Same as it's a crime to punch someone.

[yellowdoggie]

05:00 AM on 09/16/2010

I guess it has something to do with the pellets hitting a person. Whodathunkit?

[chairman1969]

12:53 PM on 09/16/2010

kids play around with BB guns all the time. I've been shot with BBs by others and vice versa.