Daniel Songer, World's Worst Stand-Up, Is Accidentally Hilarious (VIDEO)

There may never be a better example of something so-bad-it's-good than self-proclaimed comedian/entertainer Daniel Songer's awesomely bad stand-up routines. It takes a lot of guts to try stand-up, but the only way this guy is going anywhere in comedy is if he pretends his ridiculous act was done so on purpose (and we secretly hope that's the case).

Watch him gyrate, yell, and like, you know, stammer his way through this bit about women loving public sex, which totally defies the "funny because it's true" mantra of stand-up comedy. We'd tell you where to catch his next show but right now it looks like he's only playing at a back porch near you. (Via The Daily What)

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Comments

[domingueza]

12:19 PM on 09/24/2010

He's annoying, overuses "you know", "man", his jokes are not even remotely funny and his voice makes me want to shoot him!

Perfect example of someone ridiculous with nothing to do and a camera...

[GrandmaG]

11:51 AM on 09/24/2010

The comments are waaay funnier than this vid. ; )

[PlainBread]

10:32 AM on 09/24/2010

Hey comedian, I'm a dude and I also want your phone number. So I can yell at you on the phone and ask you to give me back my 5 minutes.

[Taylor Barker]

10:15 PM on 09/23/2010

I keep thinking about what his nebighors are thinking

[Luna C666]

04:00 PM on 09/23/2010

This video is an endurance test, like riding a bull or watching two girls one cup.

There is nothing funny about this, I think the poster just wanted to get the view count up on his video.

F U poster..and you too lame comedian.
There is nothing funny about it, don't waste your time people.

[Christopher Buczkowski]

06:10 PM on 09/23/2010

I wish I'd read this before watching 3/4 of the vid. so not funny. not even accidentally.

[james4truth1066]

03:32 PM on 09/23/2010

this guy is the sarah palin of comedy.

[GraniteSkyline]

03:14 PM on 09/23/2010

O/M/F/G!!!

I only lasted 43 seconds before I had to kill it.

[mrmikes]

02:29 PM on 09/23/2010

Wow, dude, I like waited, you know , for the accidental hilarity, man, you know?

[Brian Gavin]

09:53 AM on 09/23/2010

First of all, anyone who uses "you know" in a sentence has powers far beyond that of mere mortals. For instance, they can breath under water. Many have yet to discover their abilities and I hope this humble post will inspire more of them to hone their skills. Almost all of them can fly, if they jump off a high enough perch. Those that can't fly will bounce, so they have no reason why they shouldn't all get to the highest points they can and leap, leap to freedom.

Now, that being said... does this clown actually think we are going to believe A) He rides a bike? Come on, look at that stomach. You can't pedal a bike when you are that far along in your pregnancy. B) Strangers come up to him and ask him to go for a beer? Ahhhh, maybe it's just me but if a guy comes up to you out of the blue and asks you to go for a beer... he isn't looking for a woman if you understand my meaning. "Do you want to go get a beer" has to be one of the worst come on lines ever.

[GayGrandpa]

08:59 AM on 09/23/2010

Now without re-watching it tell me, guess if you need to, how many times did the idiot say "you know"?

[Vernon Brown]

01:44 AM on 09/23/2010

Rush has spawned millions of these. Where's his cigar?

[LiberalScoop]

01:01 AM on 09/23/2010

Yeah. Every girl in there wanted YOUR phone number.

[mechadave]

05:58 PM on 09/22/2010

He's got a future on FOXNEWS as a pundit if he wants it.

[brophrog]

05:34 PM on 09/22/2010

He's no worse than Dane Cook...

[JonShank]

06:15 PM on 09/22/2010

lmao

[isaidit]

06:32 PM on 09/22/2010

I really want to disagree with you, but I can't.

[gclafontaine]

05:31 PM on 09/22/2010

The man is a genius.