Jerome Corsi Wants Obama To 'Renounce Lucifer'

Lucifer aka "Satan" aka "The Devil" has been making lots of news lately! He's the guy whom Christine O'Donnell's high school coven palled around with when they learned "The Craft," right? And he's the central figure in the new elevator-based M. Night Shyamalan-produced emo-horrorcore disaster, "Devil". But did you know that Lucifer is the Saul Alinsky of heaven? That's right! Ol' Lucifer was up in God's celestial kingdom, straight up committing voter fraud until Jesus Christ Himself dressed up as a pimp and cold busted him! Or something like that?

These are the semi-coherent connections made by Jerome Corsi -- whom you might remember from that time he claimed that Nidal Hasan was an advisor to the Obama transition team -- with which he regaled the assembled participants at the World Net Daily Taking America Back National Conference this past weekend. You see, Alinsky included a facetious dedication in his book "Rules for Radicals" to Lucifer, the "first radical." And that got Corsi thinking, "Hmmm, you know, I don't recall President Barack Obama ever distancing himself from Lucifer!" And so: GOTCHA!

"I'd like to hear Barack Obama come out and renounce Lucifer," said Corsi, "I don't recall hearing him do it." Obviously, if Obama did this, it would solve everything.

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Comments

[Steelsil]

12:21 PM on 09/28/2010

Hands off Lucifer, Obama! He's mine, all mine! Says Jerome Corsi.

[wilray]

03:19 PM on 09/24/2010

I rebuke Jerome Corsi - loosey fur and all.

[Dan W Bright]

01:33 PM on 09/24/2010

FREE YOUR MIND
THE REST WILL FOLLOW ,
DONT BE SO BLIND ,
DONT BE SO SHALLOW

[cbwHouston]

02:46 AM on 09/24/2010

Renounce Lucifer? Don't tell me, now even Jerome Corsi has second thoughts about Christine O'Donnell's Delaware candidacy. Mr. Corsi is such a sad little stupid man... little literally given he's about 4' x 9" in height!

It would be beneath most supporters of President Obama to even dignify such an ignorant statement from someone with about as much integrity as his psychic Newth Gingrich. However, I'm one of those Obama supporters who revel in fighting fire with fire.

If indeed a alcoholic... sappy, conspiracy-theorist author the likes of Jerome Corsi is seeking someone to renounce Lucifer, I'd first ask him why all the duplicity-lack of transparency?

Why must Mr. Corsi seek a Christian President to renounce Lucifer... the devil, when indeed Lucifer is the very image staring back at him on those obviously rare occasions he has the stomach to look into any mirror!

[joeyfoto]

09:02 PM on 09/23/2010

Jerome Corsi couldn't pass a sanity test to get out of any mental hospital in the first-world. He could commit murder and get off because of the McNaughten (the inability to distinguish wrong from right), which excuses the otherwise criminal acts of the clinically insane.

Why is this lunatic continually able to gather an audience?

[mari2JJ]

03:01 AM on 09/24/2010

The only person controlled by Satan in this discussion is Corsi. He is so obviously a 'died in the 'wool' racist who had no ability to think straight after the election, of all things, of a black President. And one that outshines his beloved GW/ Poor Mr. Corsi is mad with hate and he has the idea that if he rants enough, he can rabble rouse and incite people to reject Obama. But Mr. Corsi, you see, I am a life long Republican and I am thrilled with our President. I never was a fan of GW Bush, since i lived in Texas during his frat years. But it is now wonderful to have a very brilliant . President who is capable, has a great IQ and has good people skills. So just languish away Mr. Corsi. You see we do not even care if you have this hate filled racism toward our wonderful President. We expect it from you.

[Eko Fuhri]

05:34 PM on 09/23/2010

Come to think of it, there are a lot of politicians that I've never personally heard denounce Lucifer. In fact, I've never heard ANY politician speak that to me! Or, well, most people alive, I've not heard it from.... oh my heavens! You're all.... you're all Satan?!??

[lincutious]

04:07 PM on 09/23/2010

Well I did not know that Obama had gone to the dark side and apprenticed with Cheney, but if he has, he'd better renounce Cheney(aka Emperor Palpatine[Darth Sidius] or Satan) before it's too late.

[Hyster]

02:03 PM on 09/23/2010

EXTRA! EXTRA! Read all about it. Obama still refusing to renounce Lucifer!

When asked if he would comply with Jerome Corsi's request to do so, the President's incredulous reply was, "The Devil you say?"

[baxtron]

01:47 PM on 09/23/2010

Why does worthless garbage thrown out 2 years ago come crawling out of the landfill and get coverage on HuffPo. We need to burn more garbage for Lucifer's energy needs.

[Adam616]

02:28 AM on 09/23/2010

I think maybe Corsi should renounce morning cocktails.

[ZeraLee]

12:59 AM on 09/23/2010

I haven't heard Corsi renounce wife-beating yet either.

Personally, I haven't got the time or desire to hear anyone renounce all the things they never had anything to do with in the first place.

Come to think of it, Corsi should probably renounce Bacchus once in awhile.

[roninroshi]

11:49 PM on 09/22/2010

Renounce Lucifer thats very easy...tell Corsi to get out of the room and out of town as well!

[peztopia]

11:45 PM on 09/22/2010

Don't you know he's the Anti-christ? He just got back from his meeting with Bigfoot at Area 51, where they were planning world domination. Wait a minute my tin foil hat slipped off. There, now see there's a big cave at the north pole where they're engineering mice with REAL human brains and crossbreeding them with pygmy marmosets. They're cute, fuzzy and make no mistake, deadly.

[roninroshi]

11:51 PM on 09/22/2010

Brilliant!!! fanned

[lincutious]

04:09 PM on 09/23/2010

Been watching Dora the Explorer or Diegos animal rescue?

[calloy]

11:37 PM on 09/22/2010

i would like corsi to renounce being a fool, but he's soooo damned good at it!

[ajf67]

11:23 PM on 09/22/2010

How do you even parody these people? It is insane. I can't believe it is 2010 and we're still listening to this crapola.

[ZeraLee]

12:28 AM on 09/23/2010

Mockery Mystery Tour:

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmYr8_XY7B0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5om13s74Rw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTTAS5KoieQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VNsjjYRgjc