Christine O'Donnell Will Stop America From Sexing Each Other (VIDEO)

Sweet sassy molassey! People are still finding clips of GOP Delaware Senate nominee Christine O'Donnell saying strange things on the teevee? Apparently, Christine O'Donnell was, all this time, one of the most televised figures in politics. Additionally, her desire to stop the unmarried masses from making sweet, sweet love to one another was astoundingly ambitious.

From Greg Sargent, here's a clip of O'Donnell enthusiastically vowing to keep America from having sex.

It all went down on a 2003 episode of "Scarborough Country," which was "Morning Joe" before Mika and the Starbucks sponsorship, when the dude who hosted "The Grind" on MTV would just show up wearing a T-shirt and just start straight up opining at Joe Scarborough! It was a wild, more unrestrained time in American life, and Christine O'Donnell had a dream of throwing a wet towel on the whole thing:

WATCH:

NIES: I tell them to be careful. You have to wear a condom. You have to protect yourself when you're going to have sex, because they're having it anyway...There's nothing that you or me can do about it.

O'DONNELL: The sad reality is -- yes, there is something you can do about it. And the sad reality, to tell them slap on a condom is not --

NIES: You're going to stop the whole country from having sex?

O'DONNELL: Yeah. Yeah!

NIES: You're living on a prayer if you think that's going to happen.

O'DONNELL: That's not true. I'm a young woman in my thirties and I remain chaste.

So there you have it! If you've been having trouble getting laid, maybe Christine O'Donnell is the one keeping it from happening.

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Comments

[SarahhJ]

03:00 PM on 10/15/2010

Maybe she can get even more press by championing a new cause: she should start campaigning on bringing back Prohibition. She should take her perky, idiotic, sexually-repressed rear end into the closet bar and take an axe to a few kegs. Of course, with kegs being made of metal these days, that could prove problematic, but why should she let a little thing like modern realities stop her from being a joy-killing harpy?

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[AJ76]

01:38 PM on 10/04/2010

So I guess she is the real "40 year old Virgin"??

[CMarks]

09:01 PM on 09/29/2010

Not only is she opposed to masturbation and pre-marital sex she believes that even married couples should refrain from sex unless their intent in procreation.

[Sabrina DAmico]

09:33 AM on 09/29/2010

Remember when politicians not only had a world class education but they were world class hedonists, too? She already 'dabbled' in sex & booze anyway, that ship has sailed. The obsession with chastity and God not wanting you to have sex until you're married is as ridiculous as God making a covenant in return for all the penis skins he can get. If religion isn't already a mass psychosis, she'll make sure it becomes one.

[ttaz4dqm]

07:45 AM on 09/28/2010

test

[jill childers]

06:04 AM on 09/28/2010

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[davidhilton1]

05:35 AM on 09/28/2010

Is Ms. O'Donnell telling us she's a virgin? That is a hard to swallow - no pun intended. She is so funny, I hope a: 'follow Christine to the pols' reality show is born --- way too funny.

[PaddockGirl]

06:09 PM on 09/27/2010

Whack-a-doodle-doooooo!!!!!

[noodlen11]

06:08 PM on 09/27/2010

this is ridiculous. She did not say this headline. I can not stand the huffinnton post. ITS ALL LIES

[Patrick M]

07:04 PM on 09/27/2010

NIES: You're going to stop the whole country from having sex?

O'DONNELL: Yeah. Yeah!

[Howzat]

05:19 PM on 09/27/2010

Wot ? Not even finger licking good sex? OMG

[StopMakingSense2]

05:04 PM on 09/27/2010

She must have walked in on Mommy and Daddy doing the nasty and never got over it...

Hopefully she will do humanity a favor and set an example till her reproductive years are over.

[davidhilton1]

05:36 AM on 09/28/2010

I think she's just lying.

[Murphdogg]

04:25 PM on 09/27/2010

Listen right wingers. Rules of being a 3rd world country.
1. Too few jobs and economy in can - check
2. Leaders make outlandish claims not supported by fact - check
3. National Pride through military - check
4. Lots of unprotected sex - wait a minute

[derrickhoyle]

04:12 PM on 09/27/2010

It takes a pretty big government to slap chastity belts on everyone....plus who's gonna hand them out at the border...the minutemen?

[Greg Petty]

12:45 PM on 09/28/2010

Christine has spent hours with minutemen

[Aaron Svela]

12:59 AM on 09/29/2010

no, the minute men are to "busy" to do much, when the cameras aren't on them, but point one in there direction and they hide dead and raped kids bodys real fast!

[nypapajoe]

03:44 PM on 09/27/2010

There is hunger, homelessness, children in need of Heath care, wars and this ignorant self righteous religious zealot is concerned about people having sex? The people and media should boycott anything this "Chaste Clown" has to say! What a joke of a tea bagger cult candidate!

[Murphdogg]

04:27 PM on 09/27/2010

So are you for or against COD? Don't hold back. Tell us how you really feel.

[Aaron Svela]

01:01 AM on 09/29/2010

holy sh*t you just prometed GOOD things?! it's an evil progressive! (am I being to mean?)

[Patrick M]

02:44 PM on 09/27/2010

Let's go back to the Declaration of Independence.

If consensual sex between two adults does fall under the category of "the pursuit of Happiness," I can't imagine what does.

[TedEjr]

02:52 PM on 09/27/2010

LOL. So true, so true.

And they probably didn't call them FOUNDING FATHERS because they were chaste, right?

[Patrick M]

02:56 PM on 09/27/2010

History tells us that they plowed more than their fields.