ABC just announced the new Bachelor, and as we all expected, it's Brad Womack, a.k.a. The Most Hated Bachelor Ever, and this time he's totally going to pick someone, okay? Seriously, no joke. Upon hearing the news, my mind was filled with myriad burning questions, including, "Wow, how pissed is Jake right now?" and "Why am I not surprised that Brad's still single?" and "Why am I surprised that he lacks the judgment to realize that he did the right thing the first time around and that the only thing dumber than going on a reality show to find a wife is going on a reality show to find a wife TWICE???" and "Did he come crawling back to ABC or vice versa?"
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