Justin Bieber Revealed To Be 51-Year-Old Pedophile In Disguise (VIDEO)

The Onion News Network made a shocking discovery recently about teen pop sensation Justin Bieber. It turns out, Bieber is actually 51-year-old pedophile Michael Cote, who has posed as the teen heartthrob for many years by wearing a wig and convincing rubber mask.

"In retrospect," an Investigator said, "Something as diabolical as Justin Bieber could only have been the product of a remorseless sex fiend."

Cotes's "innocently suggestive" lyrics have manipulated the minds of underage girls all over the country, but now he finds himself behind bars, thanks to the appearance of his face falling off when his mask came loose during a concert.

WATCH:

Justin Bieber Found To Be Cleverly Disguised 51-Year-Old Pedophile

Comments

[Baadshah]

02:05 PM on 10/07/2010

WTF...my doudt was real...he is a pedophile...but i did not knw dat he was of age 51...pheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew...hahahaha...

[MichaelAllenKelly]

01:36 AM on 10/01/2010

Inappropriate.

[RasputinsLiver]

06:59 PM on 09/30/2010

Hmm...

...ya know, it could happen. I mean, The Dwiebs's either an Anne Murray clone or the guy shown above. That or he's the anti-Christ.

Well, anyway. Off to catch an update on something far more imporant to the world. Will Snooki become a born-again virgin? What will Speidi do next to give us all quality entertainment.

I wanna know!.

[Samantha Monteleone]

11:43 PM on 09/29/2010

Lol, somehow I would expect this from the Onion.

[murphthesurf3]

11:08 PM on 09/29/2010

Not Even Close to Being Funny

HP

Needs

A

New

Editor

For

This

Page

There have been a number of very lame, very hurtful, and downright disgusting stories here of late.

[DoorMouse]

03:53 PM on 09/30/2010

This one is pretty lame. I like The Onion, and I understand full well that there's going to be some material that is tasteless and some that is way, way over the top. But I don't go to HP for that kind of humor.
Murph, I agree. New editor needed. And NOT because of this particular post, but because of overall lameness. Believe it or not, I signed up for HP BECAUSE of the Comedy section - that was my only interest (at first). I'm afraid I've been disappointed all too often.

[camcat]

02:21 AM on 10/01/2010

Yes, whenever the headline says "watch" someone's going to get hurt. Many of the so called comedy stories seem as if a 6th grader or a Republican picked them, neither of whom have an intelligent sense of humor.

[SpaceboySD]

08:11 PM on 09/29/2010

LMAO!!!

[rikster]

08:09 PM on 09/29/2010

I think its the old dude in Family Guy...

[SpaceboySD]

08:15 PM on 09/29/2010

LOL - Herbert!

"You don't wanna hurt yourself dancing, you better stretch out those creamy hamstrings"

[allidoiswin]

08:59 PM on 09/29/2010

"You can take your shirt if you like" LOL

[bobbiisadukefan]

10:09 AM on 09/30/2010

He cracks me up......

[olddognewtrick]

06:10 PM on 09/29/2010

Just when you thought HP couldn't lower the bar any farther...

[teron678]

07:45 PM on 09/29/2010

A Bieber fan?

[olddognewtrick]

11:34 AM on 10/05/2010

Ugh..no...

[Taylor Schwab]

10:38 AM on 10/05/2010

i know its bs too everyone does this to celbs to see if the spot light with drop off of them and to the ppl who started it

[Chaling]

05:37 PM on 09/29/2010

whew, this picture flashed real quickly on the screen and it looked like they had come out with a JB blow-up doll... scared me there for a minute...

[Mateu Camps Homs]

04:38 PM on 09/29/2010

september fools day?

[peachpage01]

03:38 PM on 09/29/2010

I've found some of the Onion material in the past worth a good laugh for the most part. I do find however, that a child and the word pedophile in a satirical article beyond the boundaries of humour however. Only because Beiber is a child and has a child fan base. Nice. Real classy.

[allidoiswin]

03:34 PM on 09/29/2010

Heroin addicted prostitute to pose as his Mother? LOL

[eri 68]

03:34 PM on 09/29/2010

Queue the lawsuits. lol

This kid gives me the creeps without being a 51yr old pedophile.

[Westifeezy]

02:37 PM on 09/29/2010

I wish it were true! LOL

[bobbiisadukefan]

10:10 AM on 09/30/2010

Just wrong! LOL, but I agree!

[Chlowina]

02:31 PM on 09/29/2010

ROFLMAO