Study Finds Americans Get The Most Exercise While Drunk (VIDEO)

A recent study has proven that times of intoxication are when Americans do the most aerobic activities, the Onion News Network reports.

From over-enthusiastic dancing, participating in competitive keg stands, or "chasing crying girlfriends down the street," Americans are getting the bulk of their physical activity after consuming copious amounts of alcohol.

"Drinking to excess is now one of the healthiest activities Americans regularly do," Dr. Will Garvin explained.

But you don't have to be drunk to benefit from the physical exercise that comes from being drunk. There are a few drunken activities one can do while sober. For instance:

"Try to spend at least one night a week climbing your local water tower or throwing glass mugs against the wall," Dr. Garvin suggested.

WATCH:

Study: Americans Get Majority Of Exercise While Drunk

Comments

[argon66]

02:27 AM on 10/08/2010

"I wrote the research proposal that very same night...and then my collegues and I knocked over a statue."
-Dr. Will Garvin

I loved this!

[whiteshoesATL]

01:09 AM on 10/08/2010

Ha! i work out better when i smoke weed

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[Max Shaw]

04:20 PM on 10/07/2010

This is shocking revelation..All along I thought I was an alcoholic but apparently Im just in really good shape. Good to know.

[GrooveGrl4]

05:28 PM on 10/06/2010

Excellent! I am going to have to agree with the other posters on this thread that this is probably a legitimate idea for research.

[Mitch Craft]

03:44 PM on 10/06/2010

Case in point. Rode my bike home drunk last night.

[Flora]

02:16 PM on 10/06/2010

viva la onion!

[sigh-ence]

01:25 PM on 10/06/2010

This may be an Onion article, but there's totally a hint of truth to this...at least there is for me. :)

[justoverit333]

10:55 AM on 10/06/2010

I'll drink to that.

[mjcarrasquillo]

10:40 AM on 10/06/2010

This SHOULD NOT be on the Onion because I'm sure this is actually true. It's called Sh*t-faced aerobics.